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i will always cherish the brief time i spent with janet reno and our baby girl will be a constant reminder of my low standards

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Originally Posted by birdgirl73

Gross. First it showed me a picture of a little baby girl with slightly Asian features, which I found somewhat baffling. Then it said I was being sued by her father, Bill O'Reilly, because he'd given me his bodily fluids. Which makes me want to heave up bodily fluids just thinking about it.

When I said I wanted to try for another daddy, it gave me, in succession, Boss Hogg, Ralph Nader, and then Dick Cheney. I frankly don't think those subsequent three could even rise to the occasion, if you know what I mean, much less father a baby.

I am going to go be sick now. Very sick. Why couldn't I have gotten nailed by Bill Clinton????

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LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!! oh god! :D :D :D :D :p

16 pounds 5 ounces baby girl with the pool guy.
I didnt know babies came that big.

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Originally Posted by napolitana869

16 pounds 5 ounces baby girl with the pool guy.
I didnt know babies came that big.

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Shit..you're having a toddler!