aight,this is the rhyming song thread

Belive while they be cheekin if he be dealin ill sure be stealing the police car
screeching away leaving the cop on the high way
I light up a J while hitting 90

i'm hittin 90
hope the folks don't find me
cuz if they do they'd prolly fine me
and lock me up for my pine see
i got ganja by the dime piece
if you need it just come find me
i could hook you up real finely
so whose next in line to rhyme these
silly little lines the
fact is that i'm blindly
just typin till my mind flees

listen to sublime, see
it will always be timely
lets break out the bongs and grind weed
bust out the watch and get your timed speed
cause we're feeling so highly
we'd slap the shit outta bill o'reilly

waiting for a girl, i've got time to kill.
digging in my pockets for the poison pill.
don't get me wrong, just a little bit of fun,
open up your mind, see the midnight sun.

this cradle of fears is my cradle of tears,
dragging through the night, it just disappears.
i'm wanting her, i'm waiting for the lady to come,
be patient, be chill is the rule of thumb.

pill red or the blue, it's hard to choose.
then i hear the light tap tapping of Mary Janes shoes.
she smiles and winks, also kisses me there.
i taste her tongue, love the smell of her hair.

show her the pills, she says "save it for later",
whats the big deal? she says "i've got something greater".
pulls out a baggy about the size of my fist,
a quarter of chron? i couldn't resist.

Can't fucking wait, to blaze with the girl,
in tight little jeans and expensive pearls.
who makes the jokes with tongue in cheek,
fuck me sweetheart, you got a lot of mystique.