Has anyone ever tried this?

dude this is no joke. I tried it last night with just warm bath water and it works. All i'm wondering is if i'm going to get an infection. btw it doesn't hurt at all. And you're half right about the ballon thing. but its not that there is a knot at one end. Its more a valve and well its only suppose to go one way but it does go both. and i'm 25 i'm no child here. I know it sounds fucked up but shit i don't want to do a year in the big house for some shit i did when i was 19. btw try it take a clean shampoo bottle fill it full of warm water cold might make you shrink. place it on the opening of your dick. and press the water will go somewhere. up into your bladder. then with little ez you can piss it out. if you get to much air up there it will tickle on the way out. fyi

wtf? go to the big house for something you did when you were 19? and now your 25.
let me get this straight, you got drunk at a party when you were 19 and smoked some weed, right? now your 25 and you still think that there is thc in your system? and btw, they cant send you to jail because youve got thc in your system, the worst they could do to you is fire you.

Dude your gonna clog your dick and get your dick pumped in the E.R. My friend got shampoo in his cock just from taking showers, and he had to get it pumped. I'm sure people don't want to hear this but it's just a warning, lol.

You are wrong. Most of it came out and hardly went up I'm sure because it isn't about it being a one way valve, it is about not being able to overcome the valve which the real term would be sphincter but I thought that word would cause you to make jokes about it because this really seems like a joke. I don't see how any one could think that this would work. You might get half a mill in your penis but you have to get a substantial amount more into your bladder and those muscles aren't going to give just from a squeeze of a shampoo bottle. Go ahead and keep doing it till a real doctor has to fix your plumbing.

every time i read this thread it makes my stomach hurt...

DONT DO THAT MAN, ITS BAD AND IF YOU DONT HAVE AN INFECTION YET, YOUR LUCKY.

Why would you put fake urine inside your bladder where it is going to get contaminated with the THC in your body. Also it's just a stupid idea, dont put shit up your dick.

i don't know where you think i was 19 when this happen. it happened this month I said it would be 19 days b4 the test on the 26th. And as far as mixing with my urine i would pee first and empty my bladder b4 adding the fake urine. And at most the fake urine would be in my body like 10 to 15 mins b4 taking the test. Does anyone know a decent place to get fake urine? And for the last time this isn't fake.

Wow you're serious. I feel bad for you.

nasty bastard...now drink my piss bitch

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Originally Posted by ilovedjspree

and i'm 25 i'm no child here. I know it sounds fucked up but shit i don't want to do a year in the big house for some shit i did when i was 19.

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thats where you said it.