think on the guy side of it tho, it's predictable....
you basicly just showed a bunch of starving dogs fresh meat.
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think on the guy side of it tho, it's predictable....
you basicly just showed a bunch of starving dogs fresh meat.
I know, its not that I dont want the guys iming me or flirting or more just be a normal person and say "hey, wats up" not "Show me your tits", it's just a matter of respect
holy shit man.. haha that killed me oh god especialy the one about the rhino that was awesome... oh man.. ok im done
I dont think it's that fucking funny
cmon man.. it was pretty funny..
hahahaha starving dogs fresh meat...fuck..wakeeeenbaakkkeeee
rebgirl tell em to go get some real pussy
LMAO!
By the way, NICE SIG DUDE. LOL :stoned:
Okay, that was fucking hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing :D
this one
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
ahahahahaha...i was laughing so hard my dad was like wtf was wrong with u i was like harharhar:stoned:
HAHAHA Thats fucking hilariousQuote:
Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....