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i know, once im 18 im getting the hell out of america, go to amsterdam and try to get work at a coffeeshop, you think theyd hire me? i wouldnt sample the product until after work was over, unless it was coolQuote:
Originally Posted by make it legal
Mohamed Akbar Uinme was detained for 14 hours yesterday at O'Hare airport... Today a spokes person for O'Hare said: Mohamed had been anal probed because he look like a middle eastern person... Mohamed just kept yelling "No it is suppository No it is suppository" while we proceeded with our probe,unfortunately no one here at O'Hare speaks Middle Eastern and could not understand what he was saying... The Spokes person said the blood dripping from Mohamed's anus looked a lot worse on camera...
akbar is sueing airport security for rape and discrimination. he must wear a thick guaze of anal padding for 6 weeks to prevent reopening of the wounds, he must also use a colostamy bag for the time being.
R: mr akbar! mr akbar! would you care to share a few words with the american public?
akbar: yes, yes i would. AMERICANS! keep your assholes shut tight, it might be YOU who is next. the pain that has been inflicted upon me shall revisit them in hell when satan packs their fudge for all eternity.
R: wow! compelling words! do you have anything to say about president bush and his decision to allow this kind of torture?
A: FUCK YOU BUSH! you dumb redneck piece of shit, what the hell did i ever do to you?
R: i think you speak for most people when you say "FUCK YOU BUSH"
well there you have it, the anger, pain and indignity of this poor man............
......are we off? (yeah) okay good, damn thats some funny shit. he got raped in the ass cause he's middle eastern. i bet he likes suppositories.........hey! what that red light? OH FUCK! *gragaraghgggghrgrgrs**click*
lol keeep it coming masta chronic that sum funny ass shit:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Only in America...
why thank you!
NEW INFORMATION
recent polls revealed what many people thought about this attack on a middle eastern looking man.
70% of the people who voted thought that this was a severe violation of akbars rights
20% thought that he deserved it for being a "sand nigger" (is that the right term for it?[yeah, fuck you ya racist bitch]) okay! i got it right the first time, and fuck you too bob
7% of the people who voted wished that they could have been akbars rapists while the remaining 3% wanted to be akbar
all i can is this americans, akbar is a very, very, very *BANG* WHAT THE FUCK WAZZAT? bob?......bob? are you alright?.......bob?.........DAMN YOU AL-GAYDA!!!!
NEWS JUST IN
bob alcowitz
age 45
has been shot dead by the homosexual terrorist group, al-gayda.
president bush had this to say
"this will not stand. al-gayda will be brought down, by force if we have too."
at the ending of this sentence a loud "duh" issued from the crowd that had gathered before our president. at this, crowd control flooded out from beneath the stage and proceeded to beat the reporters and civilians on the grounds that they were being violent and disorderly.
lol page 1 = way off topic
Anyhow, i dont see these being rolled out very fast, if at all. TSA is still testing a "puffer" machine to detect chemical/explosives residue. The Xray machine is a major privacy concern. However... one more incident remotely close to OK city or 9/11 and i bet it'll be steam rolled right into every day use.
OH.. and FYI i just noticed that the date on that article:Posted 5/15/2005 10:03 PM Updated 5/16/2005 10:10 AM
Later this year 2005 eh... come and gone.
Douglas Laird is the absolute definition of a representitive for an ignorant party .I mean the terrorism was bound to have this effect ,that was 5 years ago.When in the hell are these people gonna take their heads outta their asses and do something productive? If they're so concerned, do back ground checks on anybody that boards a plane , simple as that ;no need for another billion dollar waste ,arent we in debt trillions anyways ? LoL . crazy world ,and ill strap hash to my balls until the day I die :thumbsup: :pimp: hah take it easy dudesQuote:
Originally Posted by TheGreenFog