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Alright I'll play along too.....spankin hank, peelin the pickle, pumpin the squirt gun
For sex....bumpin uglies, fuckin the fun bags(boobs), sheet surfin, puttin the motion in the ocean, eatin the taco, pelvic bruising(rough sex ya know), da poonta ponnta poonta, drillin the well, poundin the pooder.....on and on and on
hahahah Im a bit too drunk to be creative, but I just want to mention how fuckin hilarious some of these new ones are... in fact.. they are so funny Im laughing out loud while my friends mom is asking me whats so funny... hehe...
"Jillin' off" made me giggle aLOT, so did "shaking hands with the unemployed"
floggin the dolphin? Smackin the spitter.. bobbin the knob(thats for oral, but whatever) umm... yeah like I said... to drunk to think of something that hasnt been mentioned... shit... I had to hit "backspace" 4 times just to type the word "mentioned" I want weed...
Lickin Da Blunt is a decent one for a blowjob.
taming the trouserworm, one man tug of war, beat the meat, wanking, polishing the knob,
finger fucking :)
punchin the munchkin? didnt look if anyone else had that
petting the one eyed weasle
Jerkin the gherkin, pulling the goaile, shooting the goo, slapping the sally, she bopping, screwing the sock, milking the goat, and if I am having sex with a fat woman- getting some whale tail. LOL! I love fat gals, so dont take offense.
Rolling a stiffy, packing the bowl, clearing the chamber, smoking the blunt...
I tried to make them pot/masterbation euphemisms.
Dunno if it's been said but this is my favourite...
a date with lady palm and her five daughters.