Uhh....weird incident happened just now...

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Originally Posted by 1234abcd

Just take it and fail it, and say "hey at least it ain't crack or smack".

or quit being such a cocky little stoner, and respect your mother and quit smoking until you move out, or are 25 :rasta: :rasta: :stoned:

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what he said, im not saying im an angel but i NEVER raise my voice to either of my parents and never talk to em like that, no matter how freaked or pissed i am

also, if you have any friends who dont smoke keep a jar of their urine handy, i went to a strict all boys school where they did random drug tests, i managed to get out of it by acting cool, the teachers would have meetings in the library and id be oin the students room listening in (we always had someone listening so we could prepare the people who were to be tested) whenever my name was mentioned for a possible test most of them would just laugh at the idea of me smoking... so thats how i got out of it, i knew some twins though, one of em smoked the other didnt, every morning before school the non smoker would piss in a tiny bottle, which his brother kept hidden in a small fake coke can container..... hed bring in a few cans with him, telling the teachers that he needed to drink before taking a piss, and it worked out well..... so yeah.... thats one way of doing it....

Bong H!tz, the answer to your question as to why you should care about uncaring family is- that you are a better person than they are! (Even if you do cuss a lot)- Granny

It is real simple. If she makes you take the test.

Tell her that it is second hand smoke. Several of your friends were toking around you and you said no thank you when they passed you the joint.

Blame other people.

God, I am glad I am not a teenager.

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Originally Posted by poiuyt

I came home not too long ago. I get in and right away my mom tells me she's pis testing me. In my head I'm saying "oh FUCK" but, I acted fast and started freaking out. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN A DRUG TEST? YOU DON'T FUCKING TRUST ME? (I never swear in front of my mother) I'LL TAKE YOUR GOD DAMN TEST AND WHEN I TEST NEGATIVE, I DON'T WANT YOU TO TALK TO ME UNTIL I SAY IT'S OK FOR YOU TO DO SO." (a bit extreme)

I was obviously going to test positive, considering I smoked on saturday night. Anyways, it turns out she was joking about the test and was probably testing me to see if I would confess or something.

I'm a little freaked out now because what if I do get a drug test soon?

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Seriously, don't talk to your mother that way. I hope you do take a piss test and fail just so she can see what a little disrespectful shit you are.

ahahahaha dude you shoulda been chill about it

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Originally Posted by Mean Green Charlene

Ask her what she has against it, once she replys with all the bullshit they feed out about marijuana, prove her wrong with all the correct facts. Start learning.


Thats what i did with my mom and it worked great.

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yea that works until they say "i totally understand everything, i know its fucking stupid that the government brainwashes everyone, i know its much less dangerous than alcohol or tobacco blah blah blah i know everything but its still illegal"

thats it, your done. its illegal. hate to burst your bubble lol