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god damn, you fucked a virgin, and you complaining about the blood all over your bed... the closest ive ever gotten to fucking a virgin was us taking off eachothers clothing, me getting hard, and then us not having condoms, and me being blueballed...
i know who that is :pQuote:
Originally Posted by partyguy420
whoa i just discovered this :D why is it that u figure things out the "hard" way then someone just tells u. :confused: Oh well, um, yay. :pimp:Quote:
Originally Posted by Samwhore
I was kidding. I already called her up and told her not to worry about it and that it wasn't her fault. And not all virgins bleed btw. About 40% do according to wikipedia.
next question.... what do I tell my parents what happened to the sheets? I am pretty sure they know... but is there any way I can get out of this? I just threw the sheets in a dumpster... and replaced them. My dad emailed me and asked what happened to my sheets...
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Originally Posted by YahtzeeG
say she started her period on your bed, it happens
good call samwhore :)
ive seen it happen, and they cant get mad
Tell them you were jacking off too hard and sprung a leak.. Ask for some neosporin to put on junior.. Chances are they will be too disgusted to ask for more info.
I vote that you should do this and then report back and tell us what they saidQuote:
Originally Posted by EmoRebellion
These really aren't hard problems, kid..it's life, you have to learn to deal with things like this. If you don't know what you're doing when you're having sex, you shouldn't be doing it. Read up a little on intercourse before you start doing it again..