How my ex wife screwed my Grow Op.

glad everything turned out ok in the end.

One Question, why did you feel it didnt mattered to explain why your relationship went to hell?
In my experience people don't take revenge unless they have good reason to.

Sounds an interesting time. I do find it quite funny how you were toking up all the time while tearing down your grow room and hid the chopped plants up the tree! What i would have done. Bet it was hard chucking all the lights, fans etc in the bin.:(

Yea man great story. Glad you got that shit down straight before you got too stoned. Hopefully the plants you cut got you stoned later on. But yea wait a year possibly and start again make or move. And make sure that bitches belongings are outa the house so she never can step inside again.

Thanks for all the replies. The whole experience was more surreal and strange than I could ever write about. I had about 4 hours sleep in about 3 days before the shit went down. As anyone who has experienced the frustration of divorce knows, it is no picnic.

To answer a few questions:

I did not go into detail about the fighting as it was not important to the message I was conveying. Regardless, I wanted my marriage to work and I was not the one who gave up. I still love the little bitch. I imagine what set her off was when she made me mad and at that moment I knew it was over. I stated to her that I was going to replace her with a 19 year old girl and I left.

Why did I dump the lights? Remember no one that I knew, except my ex, that I was growing pot. At that point and still I know no one who smokes that I trust. I do not even know anyone to buy pot from right now.

I just hope none of you have to go through what I went through and I was lucky. When I find the 19 year old girl she will smoke pot with me but will never know that I grow pot if and when I do.

I tried to go into the ex'es blog and delete it but she had changed her password. I also tried to call her and calm her down. She would not answer her cell phone.

There would be a thousand ways for me to get revenge on her, but that is not my way. She now lives close to Portland, OR so that is across the country from me. Let someone else deal with her as long as it is not me.

The events happened in June of this year. My divorce was finalized last week.
She has nothing on me know.

Between my stash and early harvest I stayed stoned for about 3 months. Pot helped me keep from going nuts.

If your significant other knows you grow make back up plans now in case your relationship goes to hell. Remember I thought I would be with her forever.

Where would you stash your lights and grow equipment? How long would it take you to disassemble your grow room when you are panicking and stoned? Do you have seeds and stashes all over the house? Are there stems here and there in your house? Where would you hide your green if you new the Man would be knocking at your door?

Plan these things ahead of time. Try to make your relationships work but realize you never really know what someone is going to do if they get real pissed.

I lived through the experience and that is why I am here posting about it. I advise never telling anyone you are in a relationship with about your grow. If they already know about it...Plan now or regret it later. But it is ultimately your decision and it it your freedom that you are playing with.

If this post even keeps one person from having to go to jail then I am glad I went through hell. No one should go to jail for a harmless plant.

ericwt

i bet ur wife got in trouble for filing a false report :)

I do not think she did. In my small town it is the sheriff that pretty much decides what happens. I think you just wrote it off as a pissed woman and dropped the matter. Although you can be sure if I had not cleaned up the place and still had the grow, he would be smiling on the front page of our little newspaper bragging about busting another dope dealing terrorist. That is life in the land of the free.

ericwt

Great story!! My girlfriend has threatened me before too and It really makes me mad to think about it!I'm pretty sure its mostly just talk though. I bet that this same has happened to thousands of growers.You acted fast man and it was a damn good thing brother oh yeah revenge is a dish best served cold. she defiantly deserves it!

Pack a glock, aim for the head, cap that bitch. Kiddin'.
Seriously, that has gotta be painful but you learn pick yourself up and start again.

Cant even grow a fucking plant - its ridiculous.

Damn, quick thinking man, good job. Great story also, even though it's sad :( I probably wouldn't have believed her... Be glad you didn't get a paraphanalia charge ;)

Wow, that's a sick story.
Yeah you are pretty fucking impressive to be able to do all that in 10 hours, especially with the divorce going on, I haven't gone through one but I know friends who have, it sure seems like hell.

I'm surprised the sheriff didn't give a shit about the pipe. What did you do with the grow rooms?