i dropped my new cell phone in the toilet last night :(
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i dropped my new cell phone in the toilet last night :(
I am very clumsy. WHen I am stoned/sober/drunk.
Last New Years eve went into town with mates got home very very drunk and as I was stumbling up the stairs I tripped over and bust my nose and then proceeded to be sick on the stairs. Blood and vomit does not mix.
When I was stoned I thought it would be a great idea to sit on my roof while stoned because it was such a great night. I live in a bungalow but there is a room upstairs (my room) and I can get out my window onto the roof. So I was getting out slipped went tumbling down my roof in next doors hedge. Luckily it was pretty late and nobody woke up.
hahaha thats funny lol at least u didnt have to explain why u were so clumsy heheheQuote:
Originally Posted by Whos Carl
Dooood ...one time I put the lit end of my cigarette in my mouth! That friggen hurt like a biatch.
^^ I did that a little while ago, i made a thread on it. Well, it was with a joint, i put the lit end in my mouth. Made me look like i had herps for a week LOL.
this morning, wake and bake. and on a whim i decided to rearrange my furniture in my bedroom. COmpletely forgot about the basic feng shui my mum taught me, and then about 30 mins ago, my sis comes home and i show off my new hiding hole and she's all "hmm, you're gonna get youre legs ripped off otnight in your sleep... look at where your bed is placed." and then i suddenly got more paranoid and freaked out. ghostly images of bad spirits tormenting me in my sleep. *shudder* now i have to rearrange a bunch of stuff, i'm exhausted and too baked.
i've done that TWICE.Quote:
Originally Posted by jbuckets
LOL Glad to know Im not the only clutz. The other night a few of us were playing cards and I was leaning back in my cair. Its a bad habit of mine but I never seen the down fall to it until the other night. The legs slippped out from under me and I busted my ass in the kitchen. I know understand why my parents always told me not to lean back in your chair, eventualy you will bust your ass.
stuck my hand in the deep fryer at my old job, the only good part about it was the smell of french fries that followed me around all week