Most Desperate Thing You've Done

i did get some weed mixed up in some backy once it was resin and the same colour as the baccy so i spent ages searching in detail to get like a 2mm by 2mm block of resin out lol stuck it ina cake after that dno y

I had a bag full of stems, but no weed. So I tossed the stems in my grinder, and smoked them in the ugliest bowl I've ever seen.

the most desperate thing ive done is this one time me and 2 friends were at the beach and they not me were they looking and found like 5 roaches on the sandy floor and took the weed out and smoked it i took like a hit but thats it

Tossed like 3 roaches in my bowl, paper and all. My bowl was BRAND NEW and I had NO weed, just those roaches...Thats about it. I don't know how desperate that is though, I don't believe in wasting roaches, but its better to roll them than smoke them, paper and all, in a bowl.

That sucked so bad cause I smoked out of my pipe that one time and then not again for like 4 months cause I got caught and promised to take a break till summer.

stole 5 boxes of cold medicine to trade my freind for buds... and ,,, cleanin out my keyboard to get the little peices of bud that fell through the keys, haha, actually got about half a bowl

I once watched a buddy check out a 1/4 z. I was wondering why he was asking to buy it, as we had enough cash between us to buy gas and a 12 pack .
He gave the bag a good look, opened the bag to smell the weed, after he was finished, he told the dude no thanks, maybe later.
As we were driving away I asked why he was checking out the bag knowing he did not have the cash to buy it.
His reply was to open his mouth and spit out a bud he managed to bite while smelling the weed.
Very desperate but funny as hell.

lmao

i dont get desperate.

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Originally Posted by crusty old stoner

I once watched a buddy check out a 1/4 z. I was wondering why he was asking to buy it, as we had enough cash between us to buy gas and a 12 pack .
He gave the bag a good look, opened the bag to smell the weed, after he was finished, he told the dude no thanks, maybe later.
As we were driving away I asked why he was checking out the bag knowing he did not have the cash to buy it.
His reply was to open his mouth and spit out a bud he managed to bite while smelling the weed.
Very desperate but funny as hell.

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why the fuck did he spit it out?? what the fuck. if he was gonna go for it, then why didnt he just try and get away with it.

He spit it out into his hand.... then we smoked it
We were driving away when he told me what he did.