I lit a fire once and used dried leaves to start it. It was a windy night. Chunks of firy leaves went flying straight at my (sober, a little drunk) friend. Oops. She wasn't amused.
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I lit a fire once and used dried leaves to start it. It was a windy night. Chunks of firy leaves went flying straight at my (sober, a little drunk) friend. Oops. She wasn't amused.
Something I do every once and a while. I put the milk in the cabnet and the cereal in the fridge
Yeah, i fucking hate finding my potato chips in the fridge. Greasy salty food is not good cold, unless its fried chicken. Sometimes when I find where I actually put shit it just blows my mind.Quote:
Originally Posted by RedLocks
just a few nights ago, i was watching an old vhs tape of ABC's report on LSD rise (back in the 90's) and it also had anti-drug/neutral/pro-drug segments from various shows, a 1988 Rainbow Gathering documentary, some other cool things.. and the pause between them of static and the bluwerp of image scrolling till it fixes itself (you know how VHS''s are) (Also theres some funny segments about Suddam Hussien(sp?) and the Gulf War.)
well.. after I got done watching it, I hit stop and normal television was on.. and I saw Saturday night live and it had "Bill Clinton" and some other old crap going on and I thought it was still the tape. I kept hitting the stop button, ejected the tape. Removed the DVD from the player. Made sure the other VCR was off. Double checked the lines.. yup normal tv.
I finally realized it was just a repeat. God damn 'Best of'. :P
I was once waiting to cross the street at a 4 way stop light stop. Instead of walking when the light was red, I decided to walk when it was green. There I am, strolling across the street wondering why dozens of cars were heading straight for me, oh, that's right, because I'm an idiot and I decide to cross when the light is green! Not red! :p
Yeah, I know, dumb, but I was high, so it was funny.
Not too long ago I was leaving a friends house late at night, trying to make my way back home.. (I was leaving early the next morning for a trip with some people).. so I ended up driving home at around 3 in the morning. I get to my car which is parked at an exxon station nearby..get into the car, which i had left unlocked, and realize...fuck. my keys. where the fuck are my keys. So I'm sitting there, stoned as hell, it's 3 AM...at a gas station with a few suspicious truck drivers and some employees..freaking out about my keys. At this point I thought they were lost at my friends house..or fallen out in someone's car.
Time goes by and now I'm thinking about calling a friend who lived nearby.
But I get out of the car for some fresh air
And I see them, laying on the ground..my car keys.
I was just like....well shit. Then I left, and made it home safely.