Buzzkills

my homie is the biggest buzzkill of them all
when he drinks he turns into a maniac
at parties he will stare at a girl till she gets nervous
then he tries to get the phone number
after he gets rejected like 20 times in 15 minutes
he tries to steal the girls car by sticking a butterknife
in the ignition but first he removed the mailbox from the
house party and threw it the car window.
then he gets home and his girlfriend gets all mad cuz he went to party
and she rips off his gold chain and flushes it in the toilet
then he removes a mirror from the wall and raises it above his head
about to smash down on her head but at the last minute he changed his mind
and broke the glass over his own dome [what an idiot]

^That sounds fucking crazy...

Last night was a buzzkilll...even though I wasn't high when it happened, but I was 'bout to smoke, so I open my window and the bitch gets STUCK open. I got it down though.

Things that don't function the way they should when I'm high is a buzzkill. One time I tried watchin' my family guy DVD and I was SO stoned, so I'm like hittin' the menu button to skip the previews, and its not lettin' me. It won't let me fast-forward either. I got fed up and put a different disc in. Later, I found out that it won't let you skip the preview for some lame-ass reason, you can only do it if you press the 'next scene' button, which for me was the channel up/down button on the remote (which I didn't even know).

But yeah, that was a buzzkill, I was like "no way am I so high I can't work a goddamn DVD player..."

The fucking Police are a really big buzzkill..

Also, when those damn Mormon missionaries come to my goddamn door!

Police
throwing up
breaking/cracking a bong.

last sunday morning i was asleep
i was about to make out with a fine broad
when my son wakes me up "dad dad"
"the playstation aint working"
i get up all grouchy and see whats up
i press th ebutton and nothing opens
i can hear it make noise but its stuck
i take it to the kitchen and with a knife
i try and jimmy it open
i broke some shit off of it
i tried more and it kept breaking
i walked to my front door ,opened the door
and threw the ps2 into the driveway
my son had this look of horror
i closed the door and went to sleep again

cheap piece of crap only lasted like 10 years

anything at all to do with cops

when your waitin on someone to bring the bud(cuz you just smoked the rest of yours to pass the time) and they do they hold on another 30 mins, hour later, 15 mins man, hour later, hey i had to stopsomewhere blah blah blah. Then you dont even get weed. and you already smoked all yours. Bastards.

police or losin somethin valuable.

My major Buzzkill is when I smoke with someone and they get really Paranoid, It pisses me off to the point that I start to lose my HIGh

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Originally Posted by mrboom

police or losin somethin valuable.

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lol i forgot about that.... when i lose something when i'm high, i might as well kiss that high goodbye because i'm not going to be able to chill til i find it, and more often then not, by the time i finally find what i'm looking for, i've put so much energy into finding it that im' sober.

i just laugh at paranoid people... it's funny to watch them wig out over everything, i mean there's being cautious, and there's being pure paranoid, i'm cautious if the time calls for it, but never paranoid.