Funniest Sexual Moment

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Originally Posted by birdgirl73

I'm just trying to figure out how old you are. If you're still very young, that might explain why some of that seems funny. For folks who've had more sex, though, most of your tales just seem sorta embarrassing and, in a couple of instances, downright mean-spirited. You don't seem like you're much into treating ladies very nicely.

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Agreed!

DAMN Old schaggy bastard....some chicks dad bust in and HIT U IN THE NECK WITH A GOLF CLUB???

i need details.

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Originally Posted by rajking86

DAMN Old schaggy bastard....some chicks dad bust in and HIT U IN THE NECK WITH A GOLF CLUB???

i need details.

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There's not too much more to say about it, other than the fact I ran outta there without all my clothes as fast as I possibly could. And the fact that I kept dating the girl for a couple months on the down low. The girl was pretty mad about it for a while, so she'd leave condoms and shit around her house to get him ripshit all the time.

Thats pretty gross...but pretty funny. I wish my dad got mad that easily- unfortunately he is the type to just stay quiet when something awkward/uncomfortable happens :( lol

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Originally Posted by dutch.lover

Thats pretty gross...but pretty funny. I wish my dad got mad that easily- unfortunately he is the type to just stay quiet when something awkward/uncomfortable happens :( lol

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My parents never got mad either, every time i've been walked in on, it's been by mother, and she'd always laugh and run away.

its a little dark secret no one likes to talk about

f.a.r.t.i.n.g. during intercourse

its rare but it does happen

and it is some funny shit

or worse the queef

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Originally Posted by Kryzco

its a little dark secret no one likes to talk about

f.a.r.t.i.n.g. during intercourse

its rare but it does happen

and it is some funny shit

or worse the queef

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Girls can't fart. They don't shit either. Females don't have an anus.

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Originally Posted by B u M b L ee K y

Girls can't fart. They don't shit either. Females don't have an anus.

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That's not entirely true, seeing as how they fart rainbows and butterflies and shit cinnabuns.

I dont like to think of women farting or shitting.

They are "wasteless" humans.

This story is funny now, but when it happened I was kind of embaressed.
I met this guy and we went out for a drink. After that we smoked a couple joints and eventually went to his motel room and started having sex. Right in the middle of it, I said the wrong name! He stopped and laughed and said, "What?" I was like, 'Sorry, what your name again?"