Hidden Message in South Park???

I really don't know what else to tell you guys, but I just had a strange feeling the Illuminati were telling us exactly what happened on 9/11 in front of our faces on national TV. I'm surprised they didn't mention Building 7. That may have been too much for them.

This is how arrogant they are because they think they are so supreme above others and so they put it right out in our faces just as a cat taunts a dog in a window when the cat knows the dog can't hurt them.

But then the dog gets smart and wakes up and gets out, then fucks up the cat.

All they are doing is creating their own destruction and our pathway to enlightenment.

Mr. Hardly: Those clues pointed out that all the 9/11 conspiracy theories could be disproven scientifically. And that's when Frank got his biggest clue.

Frank: It was huuuge.

Mr. Hardly: That all the 9/11 conspiracy Web sites are run by the government. The 9/11 conspiracy... is a government conspiracy.

Stan: Aw Jesus...

Kyle: Why would the government want people to believe they caused 9/11?

Mr. Hardly: For a government to have power, they must appear to have complete control. What better way to make people fear them than to convince them they are capable of the most elaborate plan on earth?

Bush: [off-screen] That's quite enough, Hardly! [the camera shows him entering with his staff] Don't believe what he says, boys; we caused 9/11. [brings forth a manila folder] It's all right here in these secret documents, [hugs the folder tight] but you'll never get them. [turns around as he yawns, dropping the folder to the floor behind him. No one picks them up]

Kyle: I knew it! You didn't plan 9/11 and you really didn't shoot that guy!

Bush: Boys, you don't understand. People need to think we are all-powerful. That we control the world. If they know we weren't in charge of 9/11 then... we appear to control nothing.

Kyle: Well why don't you just tell people the truth?!

Bush: We do that too. And most people believe the truth. But one fourth of the population is retarded. If they wanna believe we control everything with intricate plans, why not let them? :D

Soooooooo the Illuminati wants us to know that 1/4 of the population is retarded??? :cool:

Have a good one!:thumbsup:

Ouch:D :D :D thats mean sprited...excuse the pun:D :D :D

hey GS is your name, by any chance at all, wiley

Sad that only a small amount of people ever get to know the truth.

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Originally Posted by Great Spirit

Sad that only a small amount of people ever get to know the truth.

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With out "professional help" you'll never be one of them, yellow pages:thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by Great Spirit

Sad that only a small amount of people ever get to know the truth.

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Right, the Illuminati are dangling it right in front of our faces, but oh, no, they never expected the likes of YOU!! Congratulations, a blunted highschool kid has blown the whole operation outta the water!

fuck this dude, GS youve got to be some little punk bitch who doesnt have a life or any friends to actually care whether or not south park contains any "hidden messgaes" the whole concept of it has to be retarded, the illuminati died off a hundred years ago and annoying paranoid little bastards like you cant seem to handle the fact that the american government has lied, hell it should be expected, as the age old adage goes "power corrupts", so does knowledge. deal with the facts and dont go crapping them out all over the place after your done digesting them

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Originally Posted by Ol Schwaggy Bastard

Right, the Illuminati are dangling it right in front of our faces, but oh, no, they never expected the likes of YOU!! Congratulations, a blunted highschool kid has blown the whole operation outta the water!

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I'll take that as a compliment :thumbsup:

But I am not a high school kid. I go to a Catholic college.

Sometimes I just have to pat myself on the back for what I do. :p

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Originally Posted by MastaChronic

fuck this dude, GS youve got to be some little punk bitch who doesnt have a life or any friends to actually care whether or not south park contains any "hidden messgaes" the whole concept of it has to be retarded, the illuminati died off a hundred years ago and annoying paranoid little bastards like you cant seem to handle the fact that the american government has lied, hell it should be expected, as the age old adage goes "power corrupts", so does knowledge. deal with the facts and dont go crapping them out all over the place after your done digesting them

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At least I do care and take the time to see what the fuck is really going on! You should try it sometime son. You might learn something.

The Illuminati are alive and well my friend.