You know you're high when...

If im stoned i sometimes try to act normal, cos it just cracks me up. Give it 30secs and im on the floor laughing my fucking ass off... it just cant be done.

you know your high when your walking and you run straight into a telephone pole casue you coulnd't tell how far away it was.

true stroy BTW:stoned:

Yeah, that is true for me. When I smoke, I lose all my ability to judge distances. My perspective gets all fucked up...can't even light a joint when need be. :(

1) When I close my eyes and I get these flashes *not visuals, just like a flicker*

2) When I stop talking for 1 second and forget what I was saying

3) When doing more than one task at a time takes excessive concentration

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Originally Posted by B u M b L ee K y

...you have to act normal. After reviewing all the different cues as to how you can tell if you're high, I realized the biggest sign to knowing if you're high is that you have to act normal. Let me tell you though, that is probably the hardest thing to do and that's something they don't teach you in school or anywhere else for that matter. It might be the hardest thing to do, but it's also the most fun. Next time you smoke, think about it. You're gonna get to a point when you have to act normal. When this point comes, that's when you know you're officially fried. That's how I know if I'm high. When I have to act like I'm sober...I know I've reached a good plateau for myself. Other things might be forgetting the punchline to your stories. I do that very often. I will be telling a story and someone will question something and when I'm done answering their question, I have forgot what it was I was talking about. So, everyone...tell me because inquiring minds want to know, a.k.a. myself. How do you know when you're high?

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Your assuming that from the start you act normal....You know your high when your blood is saturated with thc. Reached a good plateau. there is only one pleateau when you smoke bud. Its a different story when you eat it. I mean, what you have described, forgetting stories and such could be under the title "how do you know when you get a concushon". For many of the stoners on this forum being high is normal. Isnt normal just what ever happens most of the time? ex: we [U]normally[U] close at 8 but tonight well be open untill 830.

I know Im stoned when......

- My Conscious changes
- Deep thinking about my life, family, friends etc
- My eyes looks like I just woke up from bed (Almost squinting))

are you implying that monks are all stoned?

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Originally Posted by Left

are you implying that monks are all stoned?

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I am now :D

I know when im stoned when I drive down the main road here in town and cant decide if I want Lee's Chicken, Pizza Hut, Wendys, Arbys, Mcdonalds or even Taco bell. And before I know it im at the end of the street and gotta turn around.

And still decide...

good im not the only one gettin every one of these. i will be thinking about some GREAT idea, you know, something magnificent that you are really excited to tell somebody, then you call your friend to tell him and when he picks up you have NO IDEA what you thought was so great. Makes me wonder if i should just talk into a voice recorder as i think so i can actually use these great ideas