What NOT to do with someone else's Pipe!

Do not let the pipe sit there, as others can put it to better use.

Do not clean the bowl of my fucking bubbler with needle nose pliers and break out the center and then wake me up and tell me about it goddamnit.

I must admit, my friend did tolerate all the shit I gave him for doing so quite well and is the only person to date to actually buy me a pipe for breaking my old one. I guess he's not a dick. Hmm.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Phx

My wife says, "If the pipe looks like a penis, don't hit it, just pass."

---

I have one of those. No wonder nobody wants to use it.

Do not hit the pipe with your nose.

Who'd actually buy a pipe that looks like a penis out of choice?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by LIP

Who'd actually buy a pipe that looks like a penis out of choice?

---

I saw 2 of em at local head shop that the cock was the mouth piece and the dudes body was the chamber and the top of his head was the bowl.

a female.

TGT

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by LIP

Who'd actually buy a pipe that looks like a penis out of choice?

---

Didn't buy it. It was a gift.

if you goob the mouthpiece, clean it before you pass it

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by LittLeWinG

DO NOT have sex with it

---

hey... ive used my old metal pipe sort of as a dildo on my girl... when i scraped it and smoke the resin, it tasted like pussy... and so my pipe got naked the pussy pipe