Most painful sexual moment

It wasn't really painful, just weird. After my first wife had two babies in 13 months, I guess the docs thought they had a hot one, and tried prescribing these spermicidal insert things she was to insert immediately before sex. They fizzed like alka-seltzer and felt readlly weird, like fucking a rootbeer float or something. Fucking strange. We never liked the idea of the pill screwing her up so we tried different stuff. But those were just fucked-up, literally.....Can you say FUCKING GUINEA PIG?

Ya Weed,
happens to all the greats- but mine didn't stay bent though- still hurted like shit.

umm... when an ex tried to shove an UNLIBERCATED finger in my VIRGIN butthole while she had LONG FINGER NAILS that were POINTY as FUCK, i almost smaked her for that

Losing my virginity was not pleasant and took a lot of effort and bravery on my part and gentleness on his.

After that, just overdoing it with my husband, who's not an ideal size match for me, can be very rough on me at times. Fun while it's happening but uncomfortable afterwards. Lube helps. But there are times when I need an ice pack afterwards.

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Originally Posted by birdgirl73

But there are times when I need an ice pack afterwards.

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LOL Annihilated...

Wow, i'm starting to feel like i'm the only guy here who hasn't shattered his dick on entry

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Originally Posted by partyguy420

umm... when an ex tried to shove an UNLIBERCATED finger in my VIRGIN butthole while she had LONG FINGER NAILS that were POINTY as FUCK, i almost smaked her for that

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hahaha that really sucks, you shouldve..

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Originally Posted by partyguy420

umm... when an ex tried to shove an UNLIBERCATED finger in my VIRGIN butthole while she had LONG FINGER NAILS that were POINTY as FUCK, i almost smaked her for that

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ROLF I just thought of something that would make any man cringe......Picture this, your girl putting her sharp finger nails in your butt hole then mid thrust your dick comes out jabs between her thigh snaps, resulting in you thrusting back onto the pointy finger nail , which yes makes you thrust forward , causing another breakage.................this could go on for some time but u get the drift..........dying from multiple dick wound.ouch:stoned:

i know a guy who had to go to emergency room cause his girl was riding him in a recliner chair, and popped and an snapppppppp! he factured his dick or something, but he is better now, but be careful when she is riding that d too hard

YAY ...............Im not the only one,trust me to pick a girl who fucks to hard......tut ,its a tough life.....he he

haha, my m8 snapped his banjo-string when he was bashin his bird lol - nasty stuff....