The Houdini

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Originally Posted by JazzNKB

Well theres always my personal favorites:
The Jelly Donut: When ur fuckin her from behind you tap her on the shoulder, she turns around you punch her in the nose so the blood runs into her mouth. Then you bust in her mouth and the combination of nut mustard and blood looks like jelly in a donut ;)


god im so fucked up

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HAHAHAHAHA

some funny words
i got a good laugh outta this one

I have videos of most of these I'll get around to uploading eventually. ;)

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Originally Posted by OniEhtRedrum781

what has the world come too...

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agreed like are you kidding me right now? so i'd wanna lay in shit cause the smell and the texture turns me on?...

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Originally Posted by I just love weed

agreed like are you kidding me right now? so i'd wanna lay in shit cause the smell and the texture turns me on?...

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hmm sense u love it so much, this one is for you :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

The Hot Lunch

Materials
1: Ceramic Wrap
2: Ceramic Wrap w/ shit in it :D

The Procedure
1: Bang your gf or w.e. (Position does not matter)
2: Ounce you are about to cum, pull out.
3: Release into the shit filled ceramic wrap.
4: Quickly tie or hold the ends so the ceramic wrap is enclosed and unable to spill anything.
5: Have the lucky person turn around and pop it in there face.

yes i know it sounds hard... Just practice and then all the ladies will want you... IF you get good enough at it.

:dance: :dance: :dance:

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Originally Posted by JazzNKB

Well theres always my personal favorites:

The Rodeo: You fuck your girlfriend lotus style (on your lap) and you whisper in her ear "I have aids" and you hold her on your dick and watch her try to buck off like a horse at a rodeo

OR!

you fuck her the same way but then have your friend run in the room with a video camera and hold her on you in the same style.


The Jelly Donut: When ur fuckin her from behind you tap her on the shoulder, she turns around you punch her in the nose so the blood runs into her mouth. Then you bust in her mouth and the combination of nut mustard and blood looks like jelly in a donut ;)


god im so fucked up

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LOL! That's fucking funny, but mean! If a guy did that to me, holy fuck, I'd be pissed, but then I'd laugh my ass off afterwards

another form of the rodeo is where ur banging a chick doggy style and u lean down in the heat of the action and whisper in her ear... "your sister was alot better"... hang on and enjoy a fun ride. it only gets better from there