Instead of Lube

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Originally Posted by MechAnimal

Ok, it's not for masturbation lol , i didnt even think of that, nor do i have any problem getting her wet enough, the thing is you see, where i was(and still am) planning on putting it, there is no natural lube, :P
P.s Nuggetgirl, i just pissed myself laughing.
and frivolous, if ya wanna hear the story, [email protected] is my msn addy, talk to me there.

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Oh my!

Eye C...

Anal aye?

oooooo!

Someones adventurous.

umm... the spit from blow jobs, and pussy juice seams to work good enuf for me to get off.

Our solution? Delicious Land O' Lakes Light Whipped Butter

Lmao i created this thread in order to actually learn something useful,
I didnt.
But twas good for a laugh, so

THREAD SUCCESS!

O!!

- precum
- anal lube

honestly I've wondered this too

are there any other things to use as lube other than store bought or natural

but then I don't like the idea of putting butter or other weird sustances into my vajayjay

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Originally Posted by ddropdeadfred

an empty toilet paper roll with chicken skin turned inside out in the middle, microwave for 30 seconds....mmmmm

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some things should be kept secret :eek:

Fred's rather scarry recommendation made me immediately think of Family Guy, the episode where they're all kids, a la Little Rascals. Peter ponders what they'd be like if it weren't for women, and the scene cuts to he and Quagmire in smoking jackets, wearing monocles and checking stock assets from a ticker tape machine.

..and I'm paraphrasing here,

*Peter* Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.

*Quagmire* Butter's in the fridge!!!



But to answer the thread, hrmmmm. Can't say I've ever come across a dry vertical smile, certainly no issues after using the fisherman for a routine tonsil check. The few times I've errr, 'doted the i,' it was by request and the girl in question had either pre-charged the area or just benefited enough from it's drooling neighbor for the act not be an issue.


Wow. That's about as explicit as I've been in a long time. Think I'm blushing here. :o

spit.

and on another note id love to bang the land o lakes chick.