Yeah, sounds more like he was thinking of someone with multiple personality disorder or something, doesn't it?
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Yeah, sounds more like he was thinking of someone with multiple personality disorder or something, doesn't it?
Not politically correct, but
Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are
3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ...
6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
8. Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why
9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ...
10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe
12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas while I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.
14. Passive Agressive --- Silent Night; On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away).
I like those! I'm going to keep a copy of that. May need it sometime in psychopathology class!
What are you doing up so late, Breuk? I can't sleep. What about you?
haha lets form a club
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Originally Posted by birdgirl73
I'm up late a lot - it's even later here.
I'll go to sleep at about 3 AM. I have a routine physical tomorrow. All I want is a blood test, including some extras: Iron, Ferritin, and Gliadin Antibody tests. I also have had a problem on the last test (3/06) with my cholesterol ratio: low HDL cholesterol, at 33, and high LDL at 146 - totalling 224. I'm starving myself tonight until after the test. My Triglycerides were a little high, also, at 224. Hopefully, there will be some improvement since I've been supposidly still healing from the villi damage as a result of many years of Celiac. We had some tests from Enterolab, mailed in to them at their Dallas, TX location, for my wife, and now she's on the Gluten free diet due to the results. This is a one-of-a kind testing facility, mostly for Gluten sensitivity/intolerance. Dr. Kenneth Fine has a patent on some of their techniques:
https://www.enterolab.com/Home.htm
hey birdgirl is it actually truue that if you go to bed late and wake up late, its bad for your body even if you geta full 8 hours?
I don't know, but I wouldn't think so. I've never read or heard anything like that. Seems to me that it'd be better to get plenty of sleep no matter when you wake up.