need advice quick

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Originally Posted by 2Dope

I dont know if this had been said, because im too stoned to read all these responses, but next time shes coming over just take a shit on your bathroom floor and leave the house. if she wants to mess with ur shit, she might as well clean it off the floor.

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lmfao damn straight...

dude she's your cleaning lady, you can fuckign black mail the shit out of her and your parents are going to believe you, I have this lady that irons my clothes and shit and if she ever found anything in my pockets and told my parents I'd just make up some shit that she stole my mom's earings, honestly, it's so easy

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Originally Posted by Wishville

i just found out that she took the screws that go in the back of the radio

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lol wat the fuck is she doing?

Leave a copy of your birth certificate out in the open.

She'll get the message.

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Originally Posted by graph

Leave a copy of your birth certificate out in the open.

She'll get the message.

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Maybe im too sober or something, but what will that do?

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Originally Posted by 2Dope

I dont know if this had been said, because im too stoned to read all these responses, but next time shes coming over just take a shit on your bathroom floor and leave the house. if she wants to mess with ur shit, she might as well clean it off the floor.

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lol.poken like a true high person. I so would do that if that happened to me.

Alright lemme try again.

Leave a note out on the coffee table asking where her work visa is.

She'll get the message.