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"We used to live in a hole in the road. We had to wake up, half an hour before we went to bed. Lick road clean wi' us tongues. Had a cup of cold gravel in the morning for breakfast. Work 38hrs a day down t' pit. Pay foreman for the priveledge. And when we got home, our parents used to stab us to death, and dance on our graves - singing 'hallejula!'. And you try to tell kids today, they won't believe you!"
lol
Aye, that was luxury!
Hahaha I remember that sketch!
The streets are being terroised by gang's of old ladies. :D
here you go
No one would have believed, in the last years of the nineteenth century, that human affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of space. No one could have dreamed that we were being scutinised as creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. Few men even considered the possiblity of life on other planets, and yet, minds immeasurably superior to ours, regarded this Earth with envious eyes - and slowly, and surely, they drew their plans against us.
HG Wells
lol@your pic Euphoric
Indeed
Weeeeeeee're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz. We hear he is a whizz of a wiz, if ever a wiz there was. The Wizard of Oz, is one because..... I can't remember...
Why was the Wirard of Oz a whizz of a wiz?
Looks like your next Euphoric quick stuff some of that weed in the disgruntled old beasts mouth!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Euphoric
bladder problems. he was actually very embarassed by that song the citizens sang. it resulted in his grizzly suicide days after dorothy returned to kansas. sad, really. the moral of the story..brush your teeth!