The funniest thing you have done while stoned???

this just happened a couple of days ago when i was really wasted. Me and a few friends smoked a fat ass blunt between us, of some good weed. then had a couple joints, and hit a few bongs each. So as you might expect we were completely and utterly baked! Then i realised that i'd lost my lighter... i looked just about everywhere for it but it was nowhere to be seen. Then my friend says to me "Sometimes when you're looking for something it turns out it was right infront of you all along." i agreed with him and went on to say "yeah it's because you'd think you'd notice it if it were right infront of your face... it's unexpected." my friend then says "think slow!" then i think about it, and realise my friend is waving the lighter right infront of me, and that he had been for the last few minutes.

i felt ashamed and retarded after that. lol All my friends were laughing at me. It's a classic memory now though. :thumbsup:

while me and my friend were stoned and at wendy's.... well, we ate and then we left. while leavin, i decided to pick a flower for her and i gave it to her. she said she wanted to pick me a flower so she ran over. i went to my car and was about to unlock it when i hear her yelling and running. i look over to see her carrying back A WHOLE FLOWER PLANT with roots and all and i ust DIE in laughter. i had to spit out my soda because i was laughing waaaay too hard. i could barely DRIVE from laughing and i can drive stoned very well. oooh that was classic.

I was at a party with a few good friends in december, and we decided to order a pizza. the pizza place said they wouldn't deliver to the guy's house that we were at because he has called and then passed out before they got there too many times. so we told them "no there will be other people here".

well, we decided to go on a burn, and the guy told us that he'd get the pizza.

so we came back, and he was laying with boots and boxers on under a tree in the front yard, passed out. he had a pizza box laying on his lap with $2 on it. taped to his chest was a sign that said "leave $2".

haha, we all laughed our asses off.

^^^ I literally laughed outloud at that which very rarely happens

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Originally Posted by envisionedrhyme

Went to Wendys with 4 of my buddies, bought $20 worth of food....forgot drinks so we went back in line (drive-thru), order another $10 worth of food....and still forgot drinks!

Another priceless one, my buddy was eating a bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats after we'd just smoked a fat bowl...he finishes the cereal, and about 10 minutes later goes "Where the fuck did my Honey Bunches of Oats go?!"

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U just reminded me of somethin funny cuz it had to do with fast food. Me and my friend went through and ordered a couple things off the value menu, we didn't spend much at all and anyways, they forgot to give us sauce or we forgot to ask for sauce for our nuggets so we went back through the drive thru and asked for sauce and when we pulled up to the 2nd window, the girl handed us a few drinks and we just looked at each other like what the fuck?? but we knew not to say anything, and the girl proceeded to hand us like 2 or 3 more bags full of quarter pounders, whoppers, etc. She literally gave us like 20 some dollars of free food and we drove away crackin up and eating most of it. good times.....

When I'm stoned...I tend to do lots of funny things...like blurt out random stuff that aren't resonable to post here XD And I start talking wierd and hearing the wrong things...But I guess the funniest thing I've ever done is Chase some little kid on a bike around the school yard like 8 times, then start freestyling all over the place. I bet there are more, so I'll get messed up tomorrow and post what I do XD!

my second time smoking and first time out of a bong i got so blasted i couldnt catch a lighter when my friends tossed it. so whenever it got to me id be like

"DONT THROW THE LIGHTER U ASS, THERES NO WAY IM GUNNA CATCH IT"

and obviosly they threw it. anyways one of the times i dropped it, it went behind a bike and i got my arm stuck in the bike trying to get this damn lighter

another time we were in the woods and there was a squirrel in a hole and i ended up talking to it and saying goodbye when we left, it was a cool squirrel :)

i also made friends with a frog next to a lake once and ended up petting it, that was pretty chill

my friend and i were convinced the villian in a steven segal movie was rob schneider. despite the fact, the bad guy was a taiwanese drug lord, or something. it was too hard to follow being stoned. a STEVEN SEGAL movie was too hard to follow while blazed.

me and my gf were in the woods chillin havin cigs, and we were just layin there in this small open part of the woods, and apparently she put like, one of those tiny hair things in my hair, i dunno what it was.

anyways, i found it and took it out, and i was convicied that it was a small wet stick, and it was wet because a tiny dog put it in my hair.

one thing i alsways do when im high esp. with someone else is play this game. me and the other person will go through our phones and call someone we dont call very often, and see how long it takes them to realize were high without making direct hints or comments about it lol. that gets pretty funny sometimes man

Another time (last night), a few friends were over and I was sitting on my bed with a blanket on my lap. I was drinking Sprite and magically I lost the can. I looked in the blanket all over the bed and everything. My friend was standing right in front of me during this whole thing looking at me, After going "Where the HELL is it?", I look in my hand and there it is.

My friend was like "I thought you had spilled it or something, I didn't know you were looking for the actual can, ahahaha!"