Lets share our humiliating moments....

Ok so I start off the day im grouchy as hell been dry for a few days and it was really starting to annoy me because i just wanted to relax. Then out of nowhere my buddy comes over to my house with a pleasant smile on his face. I was like whats up man what do you wanna do today? He replies well toking in your room would be a start. At this point im like man i love you come on up my moms in the pool we can smoke it out and she wont even know....... Well we go up to my room after about 3 bowls we call it good, well I grab my glass of tea from my little table beside my bed and proceed down stairs with him in the lead. We reached the bottom and I spilled a little bit of my tea, wich caused me to say man I cant even hold a glass straight im so baaaaakkkkkeeed. What in the hell cause me to say that i will never know my buddy's face went pale and his mouth dropped and i proceeded to say what dude? you are pretty fucked 2 aren't ya? So i go to walk to my kitchen and my mom is standing around the corner from where i was in her swim suit looking madder then hell...... It ended up in a quick by mom me and buddy #1 are gonna be gone for the whole day im crashin at his house see you after work....... lol man good times, good times

my mum caught me wankin simple

one time, i was fuckin' high in school, and i wanted to get out of class, so i asked to go to the washroom (which was hard enough, bumping into every desk and shit) and finally, as i'm leaving, i walk right into the wall next to the doorway...

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Originally Posted by jamstigator

Okay, here's a humiliating moment. In fact, I find it hard to believe this one can be topped.

When I was in the Army and living in the barracks, I got the munchies. Unfortunately, the mess hall was closed, but I did have a half pound bag of sunflower seeds, the kind still in the shell. Well, I got lazy, and decided it was too much effort to take the shells off for those tiny little seeds, and the munchies were hitting me really badly, so I just started gobbling the seeds whole.

About 6 or 8 hours later, my stomach felt kinda weird, a little crampy, and I suddenly needed to take a crap, so I went to the bathroom and had a seat on the toilet. The problem was, the splinters from the sunflower seeds had congealed into this gigantic ball of splintery shit, and this ball was simply too big in diameter to come out of my asshole.

I grunted and groaned, but no matter how hard I tried, that huge splintery ball of shit would not come out, and with every clench of my butt muscles, splinters were being driven into the inside of my ass. It was so excruciatingly painful that I was crying and screaming, and my roommate happened to hear me and came to see what was wrong.

When I explained my predicament to my roomie, he couldn't stop laughing. He asked if there was anything he could do, get a doctor, anything? I said, no, I don't need a doctor, I need a fuckin' spoon. He started to ask why I needed a spoon of all things, then he realized what I intended to do with it, and that REALLY made him laugh. By that point, everyone in the barracks knew what was going on (in part because my screams woke up pretty much everyone), and everyone was laughing their asses off.

My roomie returned shortly and slipped me the spoon underneath the stall door. And I jammed that spoon up my ass and broke that big ass ball of splintery shit up into smaller pieces. It was pretty gross! But whatcha gonna do? I figured I'd rather do it myself than have some doctor digging around my ass doing pretty much the same thing I was doing.

After that experience, my nickname around the barracks was 'Spoon'.

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NO fucking way man!! LMAO that was tooooooooo much :D Im eating fucking in-shell sunflower seeds right now, and i am SO careful about removing the shell!! :D

this one time i was drunk and i took a bottle of vodka and some one had pissed in it and i was going to take a sip but i spat it out cuase it was warm.... being drunk sux sorta :p

alright a buddy of mine we just getting rdy to go to school we woke up early enough b4 school and we decided we needed some ganja so we went to his brothers house got a half and he asked if we wanted to smoke we were not sure if hwe wanted to out not bc that day of school we had to go into gym and listen to our teachers and shit tell us about wat a great year there had teaching us anyways we decide to smoke just one bowl with him harmless right?? we for some reason once we were done we have about 10 mins to get to school and i look over at him and was like fuckkk... we new we were in shit bc we were fuckin stoned we get to school and one of the teachers starts to talk and all we can do i laugh everyone new we were stoned...she was like well i hope u guys reach up high and ... started to laugh again LOUDLY they took us out of the gym and just put us in a empty class room and we laugh the rest of the day ( by the way wat we were smokin was somthing call hydro chron..) new is was diffrent just by takin that first hit.. crazy shit that day.

Hilarious!!! That feeling in class baked and worried that everyone knows it.

well i never knew where to put this...so i put it here.
i smoke alone cause non of my friends like smoking pot (they have tryed it but dont like it)...does that make me a loser???
does anyone els smoke allone?

one time me and my friend bought a half o of some of the bombest kush i had ever seen.. well we take his brand new JB bong to my friends house to smoke well were sitting here packen bowls and theres about a quad left and some one gives me 2 jolly ranchers.. well like a dumbass i put both of them in my mouth and take a rip... i choked on them and spent the rest of the night drinking hot tea and throwing up trying to dislodge the 2 full size jolly ranchers out of my throat lol well after that they were done smoking and i wasnt even high anymore because of what i went through lol... That was probably the only time anything embarsing has ever happend to me.. but my friends never let me live it down lol

ah.. ok.. about a year ago I was kinda new to pot.. you know, low tolerance. anyway me and 4 friends decide to go blaze in a forest nearby.. we smoke a few bowls, probably a little more than a quad and decide to head out to mcdonalds. On our way out (it was all muddy) we had to cross this little path and go 4 steps up a little hill.. anyway, for some reason I decide to take another route..(about 2 steps to the right) from everyone else.. thinking it looked safer.

I slipped going up the little hill because it was all muddy and was holding up to a branch while my friend gave me a hand.. and my other friend leading the pack stopped and turned around saying ALY G IS DOWN! that's when I burst out laughing while trying to get up cuz it was simply hilarious..

that wasn't so bad because I knew them.. but it doesn't end there. We go to Mcdonalds and when we are leaving.. I keep sliding to my left and off the booth landing on my ass..... only 2 people saw me though.. but that was pretty bad hah.

sorry for the long pot:P thought i'd let you guys hear it..