I'm thinking about getting a pet...

That's a beautiful family you have there, Jamstigator! A nice looking bunch, and clearly a group of great character, judging from those faces.

Here's my bunch of substitute monkeys. All four are about the same size. The first one's Buddy, my little light-colored Lilac-point Siamese, and I'm sorry it's such a bad picture, but it's the only one I have of him. OJ is my orange kitty, and Daisy and Lily are the Chihuahuas. There's another outside cat, too, but I haven't taken his picture yet. They're all my babies.

i gots a new kitty! well i guess shes about 2 months old now. i made sure to rough-house with her a lot so shes really friendly and rambunctious, but doesnt kill my room. its so funny, ill throw my arm into the air with my hand torward her, and she'll arch her back and fluff up to try to scare me. then she runs and tackles my hand when i put it to the ground. so much fun!

What a pretty kitty, Smatchimo! She looks like a little wildcat. She's more exotic looking than the average tabby! Congrats on being a new daddy.

ive always wanted to smoke up my dogs but i always forget to do it every time i smoke

i have a cat that's a former stray and a spook. she never sits on laps but she is so funny because she absolutely FIENDS having her face scratched. she has a lot of character to her. i'd like to get another cat, like a chill lap cat. preferably start small but i don't want to litter train a pet, mainly because i share a house with roomates and don't want them to have to deal with my animal shitting and pissing everywhere. i also want to get a dog pretty bad, but you have to let them outside to go to the bathroom which is a hassle.

oh, and they do sell venomous animals. my sister and her husband own a reptile business (www.golizards.com) and know a guy that sells baby king cobras. i guess people have them living like a trophy or something, which sounds pretty gangster, but i would never own a snake or reptile i don't think. they are cool and i will hold them and look at them and stuff but its not something i would own. i like mammals.

get a gecko innit

get a boston terrier, best dog ever

African emporer scorpions are the generic " pet store" scorpion. They're not really that venemous, but they hurt like hell and are nocturnal. I used to work at petco. They're fuckin boring.
Get a tegu. Argentine tegus are as smart, or smarter than, most cats. Imagine being able to sic your 4ft long lizard on a shitty dealer.

that's my colombian tegu, trigger btw.