FART??

A loud sloppy-ass fart..

iv'e had farts so bad, someone yelled in a hangar full of people "WHO SHIT"

It really just was a fart, but but I needed to take a dump real bad, I was nearly prarie doggin it, I had no choice other than to be standing the hangar with several classmates for the three day weekend's "safety-standown lecture."

I had just had a big hamburger for lunch with a tall glass of milk.....very foul.....

Hot Fart. The kind that make your underwear uncomfortable.

Man, I'm like Peter from Family Guy. I haven't fart yet, and hopefully won't until I'm 36.