LOL I was so confused I thought it was me that fucked up at first had to reread it. Yeah it does make a big differnce. Like a huge one!!!
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LOL I was so confused I thought it was me that fucked up at first had to reread it. Yeah it does make a big differnce. Like a huge one!!!
my bad, it was macDonalds
I work at a restaurant and i went in one time super blazed and the first thing i hear was a cook tell a waiter that theres only one more seabass left so im like "shit it sucks to be a seabass", and apparently ive said this really loud and everyone around me was laughing and messin with me cause i was so blazed. its cool tho i usually sell weed to people there so they are cool with me being high.
whats the diffrence? please explain it to me...:(Quote:
Originally Posted by Kilo0192
i mean...its just bigger burgers...
I remember once i was blazed during school and we where talking about hercules and why he was so great. When my teacher asked me what was so great about him i told her that he was cool because he killed a god with a fish once. I guess she didn't see the cartoon because i got kicked out of class right after that.
I know I have tons, but can't recall any of them for some reason :confused:
anyway, i don't know if this counts, but there is this one kid i'm friends with that if you try to wake him up he just seems awake but is really just talking in his sleep.
So me, him, and a bunch of other kids were smoking a lot, and he just passed out 10 minutes after smoking, while we were all up. So we just kind of pushed him and were like,
'wake up, you passed out after about 10mins' and hes like...
'get off me'
me: just wake up
him: but the garden is so pretty
me: what are you talking about
him: the garden is really pretty
some other kid: your a fag dude
him: are you nuetral or natural
everyones laughing at this point
him: fuck you guys, im gonna go skilping- dylmur (me) you wanna come
me: i dont know dude.... im neutral, and your natural, its not gonna work
him: fuck you then
then he went to his room and went to bed... it was funny, we all laugha bout that now, though he claims it never happened because he doesnt remember
^^ Lol I wonder why you can't remember..
Wow i've made tooo many to think about but one time i was so fucked up that i was like "dude your cats trying to kill me *softer*dude your cat is trying to kill me *louder* dude your cats trying to kill me *louder*dude,dude,dude WTF your cat is givin me eyes and trying to kill me *screaming* HOLY SHIT WTF did you see that he just tried to slit my throat FUCK MAN he's on me get him off get him off!!!
Now if you think thats a good comment it gets better. This guy NEVER had a cat or any pet at all!!! And i have this on video i'm just TWEAKING out like a mother fucker like jumping and swinging my arms fighting off a cat that was never there. To explain this i later found out the weed was laced with high grade Heroin and lots of it!!
Hey fool...HEY...{whats up} wheres the weed fool...{u had it} O SHIT ...
very often and this one came out wiuth a big burnt crop circle in the floor
^^^ Dude they have onion rings at burger king... seriously flame broiled burgers... then theres price