Wats the worst sex you've ever had and why?

zero your not he only 16 year old virgin...yes sad...sad, but true

lol 14 yr old virgin... sadder but truer

THe worst for me was the other day. My wife and I are doing IVF so you can have sex, but it has to be protected. So I knew it was going to be bad when I had to go the the grocery store to get condoms. The only open cashier was this young chicky and it felt awkward handing her a box of condoms...the brand, type, and I think most people there know I'm married so it's like "What does he needs those for?"

But then, the sex just wasn't 'there'. We mostly fooled around with foreplay. Actual intercourse was much shorter than usual and it all felt completely unfunfilling. I don't know about yall, but after good sex, I have energies for days. Mannnnn, I came into work on Monday and was basically depressed. I can't wait till this IVF process is over with.

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Originally Posted by Ganjasaurusrex

When a girl stopped me three strokes into sex and wanted to know where the relationship was going.

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aaaaaaaaahhahahaaaaaa!!!!

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Originally Posted by friendowl

my worse sex happened after
i snorted some g

my dick went awol

and my bitch just ate shrimp

i had to eat it out and i wasnt hungry

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HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA. POOR YOU. my worst time..was when...she wouldnt stop saying "im so drunk" and when she said i love you (i knew her for about 3 hours) i pulled out mid shag and said "i cant do this anymore" and scampered off.
luckily it was only 5 mins away from my dorm. damn bitch still has my "legalize eucalyptus" t shirt.

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Originally Posted by Ganjasaurusrex

When a girl stopped me three strokes into sex and wanted to know where the relationship was going.

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That sounds so terrible.


Mine was probably when people (such as my mom and sister) were standing outside the door and we kept like jumping off each other.

my worst time was the first and only time with this one guy. to put it in a nice way he finished before i had even started.

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Originally Posted by WalkaWalka

With my ex I had a dry condom she was sore any ways fucking people kept coming up the stairs and I ran out of shoes to throw at them. Just neither one of us was into it. It was shitty we were having sex to make the people down stairs to stfu. What can I say nobody was into it.

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That sounds fuckin shitty, dry sex is the worst.

Outside, behind bushes, in the winter.

Having sex in the middle of the ghetto in the back of my car. Black kids where watching us and my ass cheek got a craamp that hurt sooo fucking baad and I couldn't do anything about it.

just thinking about it makes me cringe.