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Originally Posted by 3rdEyeVision

a girl with no arms and no legs is sitting on the beach. a guy walks by and she asks him if he can hug her cause she's never bein hugged before, so he picks her up, hugs her and walks away. another guy walks by and she say can you kiss me cause Ive never been kissed before, he picks her up kisses her and walks away. another guy walk by and shes like can you fuck me Ive never been fucked before, so he picks her up, throws her in the water and yells YOUR FUCKED NOW BITCH!!!!! lol hahaha i love that one

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thats awesome...:thumbsup:

read this out loud







I AM SOFA KING WE TODD DID

the...

gay

still goin

If you wanna laugh look at closed doors profile pic

Guess I'll give it a go.....

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on
her nightstand by the bed.

He begins to worry....

"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no!!!" she answers.

"Well, who in the heck is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery."

okay, what do you call a cow with no legs?

ground beef!

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Enjoy :)