I personally hop in a car, and I'm off to whiteys when I'm baked...some mozzarella cheese sticks mmmm
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I personally hop in a car, and I'm off to whiteys when I'm baked...some mozzarella cheese sticks mmmm
It's a joke, you guys. I was bored, so I made a joke with an exaggerated stoner calling for pizza, it's not a true story and it's just there so you can :D to it. Don't read so far in to it about it being the reason people hate stoners because it's just a joke. Joke's aren't funny unless they have one thing blown out of proportion, guess what was blown out on that one?
Jeez...
Well this is a true story... me and my friends were hanging out at my friends house smoking out of our steamroller. Needless to say by the time we decided to order a pizza we were stoned out of our skulls, but we ordered the pizza fine. We even made 4:20p.m. while waiting. Then the guy pulls up, it's like 11.26 or somthing and my friend hands him a 20 and he gives us two fives (he has an accent so we can't understand wat he's saying) and says somthing like "... 2 dollars" my friend says "keep the change" and we walk back into the house, 5 minutes later we realized what had happend and laughed for a long time enjoying some quality pizza and breadsticks.
Amen, brother.Quote:
Originally Posted by P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
I'll go to get food every once in a while when I'm stoned... I just have to make sure not to talk to fast, and I always take a long time choosing from the menu <.< Everything else goes smoothly. Me and my friends were fucking with the McDonald's Drive-Thru person the other night, she handed us our food and said "Here you go", and I responded with "The eagle has landed" and just drove off, completely straightfaced. It took a lot of restraint to keep from breaking out laughing until we were out of view :smokin: