what the fuck

lighters are like chapstick, spare change and hair ties- small but oh-so essential. sneaky too, they are always around when you dont need them but the moment you do, they disappear. they also tend to gather under carseats and beds

I'm the one who snatches your lighters, accidentally of course. You better watch your bics around me :D

I misplace the fuckers all the time, especially when I need them most.

I also think there's a conspiracy, as these lighters always break. At one point I had two lighters, one full of gas but with broken flint (clipper) and disposable lighter that run out of gas, I had to use the spark off one lighter to light the other, until my dealer swapped some parts round and fixed it!

My refillable lighters run out of gas 3 times a week, and take a lot of effort to light. I really give up with all of them.

I must be anal, I never lose my lighter, of course i don't smoke in the house so my lighter and pipe are always in the same spot.....next to the torx bits.

HMMM.... I think I need to go count my screwdrivers.........................