The funniest thing that happened while U were stoned THREAD

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Originally Posted by MaryJaneintheCloset

My friends and I were all tripping on acid and had just smoked, riding in my car on the highway to my house to chill... the car next to us starts beeping their horn, we look over, and it's a car full of clowns. They started waving and honking their noses at us. It was the most fucked up thing ever... I almost totaled my car.

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jesus christ!

was that all a hallucination,

or were a bunch of assholes who knew u guys were fucked up, and decided to dress up like clowns and scare you>?

either way thats hilarious:dance: :stoned:

now I need to buy a clown suit

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Originally Posted by paperlunatic

jesus christ!

was that all a hallucination,

or were a bunch of assholes who knew u guys were fucked up, and decided to dress up like clowns and scare you>?

either way thats hilarious:dance: :stoned:

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Oh no, it was real... horribly real. Shudder.

The funniest thing that happened to me was when i baked for the first time. So me and a few friends are hungry as shit and go to McDonalds. We notice these two guys sitting together like whispering to each other. Then this women comes in who looks like a total whore. She taps one of the two guys shoulders and they all go to the upstairs portion of the restaurant, which was closed off. Like five minutes later we hear these faint moans coming from upstairs. Me and my boys were like no way this is actually happening. They all come downstairs and the woman was walking funny(if you know what i mean). After they leave i say lets go upsatirs and see if there is a condom or something there(dont ask y?) So we go in to this bathroom because we didnt see anything on the floor. I go in first really quiet and i realize this guy was taking shit. Stupidly i go OH SHIT THERES SOME1 IN HERE TAKING A SHIT. We all ran out of the bathroom and out of the McDonalds laughing hysterically.

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Originally Posted by Dplaya4life03

The funniest thing that happened to me was when i baked for the first time. So me and a few friends are hungry as shit and go to McDonalds. We notice these two guys sitting together like whispering to each other. Then this women comes in who looks like a total whore. She taps one of the two guys shoulders and they all go to the upstairs portion of the restaurant, which was closed off. Like five minutes later we hear these faint moans coming from upstairs. Me and my boys were like no way this is actually happening. They all come downstairs and the woman was walking funny(if you know what i mean). After they leave i say lets go upsatirs and see if there is a condom or something there(dont ask y?) So we go in to this bathroom because we didnt see anything on the floor. I go in first really quiet and i realize this guy was taking shit. Stupidly i go OH SHIT THERES SOME1 IN HERE TAKING A SHIT. We all ran out of the bathroom and out of the McDonalds laughing hysterically.

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My mom had a cow after my first pot-party.

I left the house unlocked. she came home pissed as hell because the house is a mess.

That'll never happen again

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Originally Posted by Billionfold

I think I've posted this before but I still think it's kinda funny/strange.

My cousin and I got hella baked off my glass "peter pipe". So we was stumblin' around trying to figure out what we should do, and we decide to take a nature walk. Well it was getting windy and rainy, so I was like,
"Hey dude let's walk to the church and back."
So we walk down the road and end up in front of this run down raggedy ass church. Even has a nice little graveyard to the side of it. So we go in, ignoring the crudely drawn "keep out" sign on the door, and look around. There were church benches laying around, and some odd creeking noises. I checked out the back room, it was empty except for a few strange "sunday school" posters. Anyway I come back into the main area and my cousin is just staring wide eyed at this picture hanging on the wall behind a preachers podium. All of a sudden he just grabs it and walks out the door. It was after this date that my cousin started telling me that he felt high all the time, having trouble concentrating, ectetera. Then I find out he returned the painting because he thought God was after him.

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What was the painting of?

these stories are great guys

This thread is great..About three years ago me and about 4 of my friends were getting stoned in my shed in my backyard out of this little metal pipe and were all fucked up..so anyways i had this swing like a porch type swing in my backyard we all sit on it and starts swinging like mad after about thirty minute one side started to twist but we were too stoned to get uo or really care then about ten minutes are asses started hitting the ground and like that the chair broke on an up swing and sent us all flying ..one of my friends gets up and says "Oh shit!....Ew who farted?" as soon as he said it he turned around and his back was covered in dog shit. Good times

One time me and three friends got dressed up in clown suits and went driving down the freeway.

tickleing is probably the funniest thing to do to someone

it annoys the fuck out of them yet their like screaming and yelling and laughing in agony at the same time