Getting Rid of the Smell

Smell is more of an issue for me lately, too.

I heard a myth that the smell sticks to your hair, and that you should rub or brush your hair after you smoke, but I think thats bullshit. Weed smell lasts just as long as any other smokes' smells so heres what I do to get the smell out:

Air: Febreeze is okay but get one of those disinfectant sprays. For some reason they are much better at masking the smell.
Clothes: Okay, so what I do to keep the smell off my clothes, hair, skin, etc. is this. I tilt my head back and make sure that I keep the joint above my face at all times. Smoke travels up, so if you keep it above your head less smoke will have contact with you. It's not 100% effective, but it helps. I don't spray air freshner or deodorant after smoking because its simply too suspicious - imagine seeing a guy who walks in smelling like weed/tobbacco/both and stinks of perfume at the same time.... Its obvious that you suspect he's been smoking.
Try to smoke so that the smoke blows away from you, i.e. have your back to the wind.

In the end the only way to not smell of weed is to eat it.

incense.. stoners greatest accessory... get the good ones tho i like the ones you can get at headshops or this wiccan store that used to be in syracuse that you put together a bag of them.. they burned for a long time and smelled insanely good and covered up the weed smell amazingly, i was burnin incense all night this one time when the cops showed up and they didn't know anything

air conditioners are pretty sweet.. all the smoke gets sucked into mine.. or open a window and use a fan

also cigg smoke covers up weed smoke and vice versa

sandal wood incence sticks, and all the fresh air you can get into the room, and never worry about the smell its natural deodourant.

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Originally Posted by heyman

wow that plan won't fail.... but sooo much work to get stoned.... why not just smoke outside and then walk back in...

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it wasnt as much work as it seems we had everything we needed and it took like 2 mins to set up and we never took anything down so the room was always ready to smoking in. we used to just go outside all the time but wouldnt you just rather smoke inside in a nice comfortable warm environment?

I had a friend in college and when he smoked in his dorm he blew
out his smoke thru a paper towel roll filled with fabric softener sheets.

I have no idea if this actually worked. But he seemed to think so..LOL

ever heard of a spoof? Take like 30 sheets of dryer sheets, poke holes in the bottom of a bottle, and fucking stuff the shit out of the bottle. Then all the smoke smells like dryer sheets(good :D) Msake sure you smoke one hitter bongs. Woow I hate writing bout pot, today Im forcing myself to not smoke

just blow through a toilet paper roll covered in a couple fabric softender sheets, and point the sheet covered end out the window when you blow.
then that way, it wont get in the air, or on fabric or anything

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Originally Posted by baisez le monde.

just blow through a toilet paper roll covered in a couple fabric softender sheets, and point the sheet covered end out the window when you blow.
then that way, it wont get in the air, or on fabric or anything

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I use pampers baby wipes. Ive been using these for a while to clean my nose and wipe my hands after smoking. I dont smoke ciggs and my folks wud kill me if i did so i cover things up that way. Today after reading this thread i got a toilet roll stuffed it with a few baby wipes and tried that and boy did it work! Light some insense whilst ya doing it cuz you cant take away the smell the burning joint makes so the insense will mask that. Any odour eating room spray will do. For UK users buy the oust spray or the supermarkets equivalent eg tescos odour eating outdoor meadow spray.:rasta: :thumbsup:

ive been smoking for like 2 years now and i have never been caught..anytime i drink i get caught so easily, but not wen i smoke..the air usually gets rid of it so easy, all my friends get paranoid and use axe but i use nothign and i never get caught