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The righteous man is beset on all
sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil men blessed is he who,in the
name of charityand good will, shepherds the week through
the valley of darkness;for heis truely his brother's keeper
an the finder of lot children.And I will strike down upon thee
with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers and you will know my nameis the lord when I lay
my vengeance upon thee!
Cartman ---> "You know the feeling after you take a huge dump? Awsome! (South Park episode)
You Make me want to be a better man... Jack said it to Helen in "As Good As It Gets"...
"Fuck it dude, you can't worry about that shit man, life goes on."
"Roads, where we're going we don't need..roads."--Back to the future part 2
Anything from pulp fiction
cant think of any more at the moment.
cant think of my favorites but the most i think about lately is half baked
heres some "Hey girl you hungry? Fuck you nigga!"
and
the historian smoker says something like "it wasnt the thing to do cause it was the thing to do cause it got you high do you feel me?"
"60 bux?Man i remember when a dime bag caused a dime.."
also my cousin vinny
"J.T.: Hey there, little Yankee boy. Look what I got.
Vinny Gambini: What is it?
J.T.: $200.
Vinny Gambini: Bring it here, let me see it.
[J.T. presents a roll of bills]
Vinny Gambini: How do I know that's not a bunch of ones with a twenty wrapped around it?
J.T.: [after short pause] It's two hundred bucks.
Vinny Gambini: Fan it out, show it to me.
[pause. J.T. stuffs the roll back in his pocket]
Vinny Gambini: Yeah, right. "
and
about the two yoots was funny as well
Some other random movies...
Gi Jane when shes captured at the island.. they ask whats her fathers name she replies dad and they ask whats her sibblings names and she replies dick jane spock
also
austin powers
Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin Powers: [to Vanessa] That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers.
sir texas sir.-texas? only steers and qurees come from texas. and u dont look much like a steer so now that kind of narows it down now dont it.
7.62 MM full metal jacket.
this is my rifel there are many like it but this onne is mine, i am useless without my rifel, my rifel is useless with out me. my rifel is not a tool, it is a friend.
if i die in the combat zone, box me up and ship me home. lay my metals apon my cheast and tell my mama i done my best.
Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo
"If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang."
gotta love full metal jacket
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off" ~ Charlie Croker,Italian Job.
I love Michael Caine and this is a great movie.
Ok so the movie as a whole coulda been better... and they guy they chose for the lead role didn't suit it at all... but a damn good quote :D
Punisher
"Castle... go with god"
"God's gonna sit this one out!"
Ivan.. legless skeleton from HellBoy
"If i had legs i'd kick your ass"
that one just cracked me up lol
Spider-Man 1 (Green Goblin)
"But now that you've really pissed me off, I'm gonna finish her, nice and slow...MJ and I.... we're gonna have a hell of a time"
More great Trainspotting quotes. I LOVE this movie!
RENTON: The streets are awash with drugs that you can have for unhappiness and pain, and we took them all. Fuck it, we would have injected Vitamin C if only they'd made it illegal.
RENTON: This was to be my final hit. But let's be clear about this: there's final hits and final hits. What kind was this to be? Some final hits are actually terminal one way or another, while others are merely transit points as you travel from station to station on the junky journey through junky life.
RENTON: Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?