I craped my pants

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Originally Posted by Swizzy89304

Cheers God, everyone thinks Im a fan of scat now. Im in no way a fan of poop, but I just CANNOT stay away from my girls ass. My god, its so soft and round. I just love bums. Squeezing, licking, kissing... BUT NOT THE HOLE!!!

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i'll be honest, if a girl ever wanted it up the ass from me id be happy to give it to her, id probably wear a condom though, just cause if she hasn't 'relieved' herself then i would kinda.......weird and not so hot.

and i'll also admit that the bigger the ass on the girl the harder i get (to a certin point)

:pimp:

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Originally Posted by eddievanzant

If you like this thread, check this one out: http://boards.cannabis.com/showthrea...ght=CRAP+PANTS
Graph, if I were you, I'd wait for a girl to come in and demand an answer to why there was crap on the wall. I bet she'd know even though she obviously didn't do it.

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but I mean, do I really want an answer?

i say theres too much ambiguity about 'poop' someone needs to take it upon themselves to bring poop back in to the socially conversable!!!!! YEAH!!!!



no...

once i pissed on a seat in the cinema.

but i know a dude who pulled his pants down to crap in the parking lot - but he was so stoned he crapped IN his pants and then pulled them back up again.

lol i dont get why every public toilet has shit on the walls.....i mean cmon some people r just plain fucking tramps wtf is that all about?

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Originally Posted by willystylle

once i pissed on a seat in the cinema.

but i know a dude who pulled his pants down to crap in the parking lot - but he was so stoned he crapped IN his pants and then pulled them back up again.

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oh my god mental pic flash

Whatever happened to the days of crapping only in the toilet? I miss those days.

I like the bathrooms they have in Turkey and Greece. You know, the little tap to wash yer arse with after youve dropped a log. So refreshing.

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Originally Posted by God v2.0

i say theres too much ambiguity about 'poop' someone needs to take it upon themselves to bring poop back in to the socially conversable!!!!! YEAH!!!!



no...

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Well weve been farting and pooping for over 2,000 years. Surely it must be socially acceptable by now?

Hahaha this thread is as funny as the last crap thread.

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Originally Posted by Swizzy89304

Well weve been farting and pooping for over 2,000 years. Surely it must be socially acceptable by now?

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??? So along with salvation, Jesus brought bowel movements?