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what do michael jackson and Budwiser have in common?
They both come in little white cans.............
:stoned: :rasta: Why did Jack N Jill go up the hill?
Use your Imagination........................
An old guy gets a hard-on for the first time in years.
He runs into the living room and says to his wife, "I forget what I'm supposed to do with this."
She says, "Why don't you wash it while you've got the wrinkles out?"
Yo momma's pussy is so nasty they make people eat it on fear factor :D
What is grosser than watching two vampires :cursing: fighting over a used tampon?
Watching the winner SUCK THE BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!! :cool: :p
Where does a DIRTY Jewish husband hide money from his wife?
Under their Vacuum cleaner of course:rasta:
cant wash those very well
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You'd run too if your name was BLAHAHA
oh!!!! you got !IMPALED!
(not for retards or minors) bloody graphic
http://search.netscape.com/ns/boomfr...ometime.com%2F
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one
liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia
Coli Bacteria found in water that contains feces.
In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum,
gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because
alcohol has to go through a distillation process
of boiling, filtering and fermentation.
It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who
are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been
scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you.
THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk
shit than to drink water and be full of it !!
:stoned: :D