Insane Night...

friendowl rocks i gotta say it man u fucking rock.

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Originally Posted by friendowl

mre and a lil homie dreamer were bored one night
i had just picked up an ounce and a half of good buds.
we called this girl up and she said her moms was gone to come over.
we get all happy and shit cuz theres two hynas and two of us.
for sure we are gonna fuck so we go buy some drink and get some gloves.
it was already like 11:30 at night so we got our shit and walked the 4 miles to the spot.we were horny and fucked up so we didnt mind.and just to be safe since its late i threw the tech-9 in the market bag.
an hour or so later we arrive.
my dick starts throbbing cuz these are some freaks and he senses it.
im thinking of all the nasty shit im about to do.knock knock knock
then the door opened up and i seen a moms face turn upside down.
in one quick movement she grabbed the beer from my homie and shut the door in our faces.
we are standing there with hard dicks and a tech-9 in my jacket.
we were all sad and started walking home.
whoop whoop oh shit the fucking cops.
where are you guys from
where are you going
do you got any guns or drugs

i was shitting it.i was gonna run but then i started with the drama
" our bitches mom threw us out and we have to walk home officer"
"we live far and in for shit cuz we gotta walk thru like 27 hoods to get home"
the cops eneded up giving us a ride and even stopped off for tacos"
it was fucking insane to be in the cop car waiting for food with a loaded gun.
when we pulled up to our blocksome of the homies were like
"what the fuck you doing with the pigs"
then when i brought out the tech
"i said those pigs work for me "
and all the homies were tripping out.

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ahahahhahaaha

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Originally Posted by graph

Bunch of pussies.

I put seven pounds of fresh cannabis, finely chopped, into a trashcan. At the top is a large makeshit funnel that leads from the top of the trashcan to my mouth via some sort of oxygen mask. I then tie a plastic bag around my head for when I exhale. While this is going on, I'll mix some fine hash with water, and inject that shit right into my eyeballs. Then, if I'm feeling adventurous, I'll actually eat about four solid pounds of marijuana, finely chopped, of course. After I shit it out, I sell it to stores labeled as a brand called "Hostess".

Seriously though, my bowls are about half a gram at best.

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That's nothing. I like to light up my fireplace, don't open the chimney, and throw 14lbs of herb into there and let my whole house hotbox. :D Then I'll melt down some hash oil in a spoon, fill up a needle, and inject that shit.

:thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by Jeff Spicoli

yeah i smoke 28 grams in 3-4 days, 2 grams is one bowl for me

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how can you pack a 2 gram bowl.

oh god colonel, LOL

Oh dear...

damn guys you have some crazy stories! i always make sure nothing out of the ordinary happens to me when im stoned! fuck taking a chance im glad to just smoke with friends and chill!:)

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Originally Posted by graph

...my bowls are about half a gram at best.

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same here!