I just got my ass kicked!
been in a few fights havnt really gotten beatdown not even hurt just a few bruises, i once got in a fight back in highschool just a few days into year 8 there was atleast 1 fight a week, over stupid shit aswell.. the guy i had a fight with is now one of my best/loyal friends.
i kinda grew up from a boxing background, my dad trained me sometimes i was like 7 at the time, now i just train myself until i find a trainer, but yeah i can mostly hold my own.
I just got my ass kicked!
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Originally Posted by turtle420
I once fought against this other guy...
Big mother fucker...
We went at it with everything... chairs, pool sticks... fists... kicks... floor... walls... heavy duty shit....
I was able to get him in a position, where I could have easily broken his neck. Not killed him, just broken his neck... I went for it.... with all my might. Mind you, I was very enraged at the moment...
When I was coming down with my full-body weight, he hid his head inside his shell... and that was that...
... it's mean to attack turtles like that.
I just got my ass kicked!
ive been in many scraps but one of my favorite's
i was 16 years old.i wanted to score some bud for a road trip i was going on.
it was raining and this guy i kicked it with said he could get some good bud.
i gave him the cash and even lent him my jacket cuz it was raining and he was on the bike.well iwaited and waited and he never came back.
this guy was from a different gang then mine but we were cool.not for long
well i was alone and pissed and said fuck it.i jumped on another bike and
went into his neighborhood by myself.i turned a corner and bam there he was.smoking a j and wearing my jacket.there was four guys and him.
as soon as he seen me he say's was up now bitch.i didnt take into consideration the other guys.but i swung and hit that fool in his chops.i was getting hit from all over.but i didnt know.i was focused on the nose.bambambambam that shit just busted oopen.blood everywhere.
then the pain came.i got real weak.some fool hit me with a metal pipe in the head.i felt light .everyone backed away from me and looked at me weird.
blood trickled down my eye and i knew i was fucked up.in my head i wanted to get out of there but instead my heart made me attack again.
i charged at those fools but they just backed away.at that moment all i heard was tires screeching and doors opening.my homies to the rescue.
with guns drawn and those fools stuck with no where to go but the cemetery
i got to fight against the thief one on one.my busted open but i still beat the
shit out of that fool bad.he was on the floor asleep when i was done..
i got respect that day even from the fools who fucked me up.
I just got my ass kicked!
I kickboxed for a few years and had lots of fights in the ring with the gloves on. Where I trained was full contact (not the hit the guy, back off, first person to 3 wins like most karate/taekwondo places) and I got to admit I got my ass kicked quite a bit. The theory was you only get better by fighting guys who are better than you. One of the worst beatings I got was from a chick! I wasn't really expecting it and she just came at me like some psycho bitch. She knocked me out cold less than a minute into the first round. I later found out she was the girlfriend of one of the guys that was training to go pro and had been fighting for a long time herself. Just goes to show that you should never underestimate the other guy (girl :o )
Outside of the gym I've only ever been in two "real" fights. First time was with some drunk guy in a bar who wanted to start something with me. I wasn't in the mood and told him to back off but he wouldn't listen. He took some total drunken wild swing at me and I popped him with a couple of quick jabs. Fortunately the guy wasn't so drunk that he couldn't realize he wasn't gonna win and backed off. Not much of a fight really.
Second fight I was in started whith some guy driving crazy through a parking lot and almost hitting me, my wife, and daughter. I was seriously pissed and started screaming "you fucking asshole..." He heard me, drove back, and jumped out of the car to start something. I'm normally a mellow guy but when somebody does something that threatens my family I lose it. Like most people who think they're tough the guy had no idea how to fight and I ended up hurting him pretty bad. Mother fucker deserved it.
I just got my ass kicked!
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Originally Posted by LiquidMagik
Back to fights. I've been in a couple, some dudes bigger, some dudes smaller. You have the big advantage if you are a wrestler though. Look at UFC, the winners are always the guys with the best grappling skills, a fight is only going to last so long standing up, before it goes to the ground. Most of the time I could get the guy to quit on the fight by sinking in an armbar, ankle lock, or blood choke (causes them to just pass out, not die).
Definitely true. Good grappeling skills are hard to beat. Even people who just throw wild and crazy punches can get a shot in every now and then. But if you don't know what you're doing, and get on the ground with someone who has a wrestling or jiujitsu background, you'll be helpless. The one thing I really regret is not taking advantage of the jiujitsu training at the place where I kickboxed. I definitely don't want to get in a fight that goes to the ground.
I just got my ass kicked!
I've had a few scraps over the years ...The only time I've been seriously battered was when I was about 12 years old and a group of older lads [17ish]
turned on me and a friend at a girls house.....That was my first proper fight..and I was scared shitless and after taking a good beating I manged to crawl under a table and get to the open door and out over the back yard fence !!
Amazingly I had only a few briuses [ because I had curled up into a ball after being punched to the floor]!
But after that experiance I learned alot about how to deal with fear when it all kicks off..
And started boxing which gave me both confidance and a few skills.
Last fight I had was about 2 years ago in the street after calling some abuse out to group of lads who were argueing with some girls......as I took a piss in a doorway of a shop [it was about 11:30 at night] ...Some cunt punched me in the back of my head and a struggle insued....it got broken up and as we were pulled apart he got in the eye with a cheap shot ...this made my blood boilbecause I stillhadn't really got a proper punch in and he had done me twice with two cheap shots!!
He walked off and his mates were holding me back trying to stop us .....at which point I said "ok ok " and when they let me go I suddenly bolted off down the street to were this prick was walikng and finally I had my chance and gave him a sick flurry that blacked his eye up and busted my hand!
It got broken up again and amazingly enough a bus arived and about 5 of my mates stepped out of it!!!!
He had fucked off suddenly /miraculasly and just as well coz he would have probably been attacked badly!
I could fill a book with similar stories from back in the day ....
I just got my ass kicked!
I was in this fight once at my school (A long time ago lol) and this kid walks up to me with a small group of twats, and went to grab me to punch me in the stomach... well i saw it comming, cos of the little gang on twats watching, so i twisted his arm around, chickened winged him, he got all in a pissy, tried to get free, so i basically snapped his arm over my knee and broke it... got a long long long time off school for that lol .... and the last fight i got into... major thing was in the street after i'd been to the pub... some drunk twat came up to me and i just so happended to have protection so i pistol whipped him, and he was out cold, i walked away, and no one saw the gun. They're the only two fights Ive ever been in really, im not one to fight because i know i'll end up killing someone, so i just restrain them untill they calm down.
I just got my ass kicked!
Well I too have been in many of fights. I'v been beaten up before and im certainly not undefeated.Since i dont want to seem like an asshole ill write about me winning and another about me losing lol.
Some kids when I was 15 robbed my house. Everyone knew who did it except the cops. So i wasnt even trying to fight these kids i just wanted my shit back. I said to the kid come on man i dont want to fight just give me my shit back and there wont be a problem. So him and his 2 friends decide it'd be fun to jump me. I said fuck it these kids are pussies ill just take the beating. Till one of the bitches kicked me in the face. I got so pissed that i picked up a stick that was just laying on the street and went at it with these kids. I got two good hits and one of the kids fell. I was getting fucked up pretty bad though. So i started throwing wild puinches and eventually knocked another kid on his ass. So it was finally just me and one kid who happend to be bigger than me. I tackled him and just started smashing his face hardcoreee. Some old black guy comes out and pulls us off and i spit in the kids face and that was the end of that lol. Still didnt get my shit back.
The one i lost was i was fighting one on one with some dude. His friend comes up with a skate board and hits me in the back of the head. I got fuckeddd up that day lol.
I just got my ass kicked!
Geez what a violent group of stoners. I ain't never been in a fight but i saw a couple good ones in jail. Mad Max Lecune and this big native named Bronson had some kind of arguement over something. Bronson threw the first punch and it sent Lecune flying. It seemed like it was all over already and Lecune went back to his seat but for some reason Bronson wasn't finished. He started pounding on the back of Lecune's head and Lecune just sat there covering his face. This is the fastest i've ever seen anybody move in my life, Lecune got up, popped Bronson twice in the nose and then roundhoused him catching him in the side of the head. Bronson hit his head on the wall and thats when the CO's rushed in (they had been watching the hole time) and broke it up. Bronson was out cold and apparently Lecune went lights out a couple minutes after that. They both got sent to the hole for a week (big fuckin deal, i spent 44 days straight in the hole because they had no room in the cell blocks.)
I don't know why i've never gotten into a scrap. I've hit on several girls with there bf's right in front of me. I've been sucker punched but never more then once and usually by some random drunk. I'm a skinni motherfucker, 5'9 105 pnd. so i probably ain't worth beating down.
I just got my ass kicked!
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Originally Posted by rastabill89
i hate when mexican kids flick water in my face
lmao dont we all