All humans are descendents of Adam and Eve...

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Originally Posted by orangeman

You sick fuck lol, but yeah I always knew someone back then had feelings for their family members :p

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Hey, don't knock incest. It's in the Bible. These two chicks get their father drunk and have sex with him to preserve the family line. Check it out:

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Originally Posted by Genesis 19:30-36

And Lot went up out of Zoar, and dwelt in the mountain, and his two daughters with him; for he feared to dwell in Zoar: and he dwelt in a cave, he and his two daughters.

And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth:

Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.

And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.

And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.

And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.

Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.

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Oh yeah right, like they just came in, gave him an erection and had sex with him without him noticing. :rolleyes: Still, it's funny.

Well call me stupid or what ever but I find it hard to believe anything that is written today on something that took place beyond the 1800's (years). I mean there were no cameras, no audio. The only thing we can go by is what was "written" and what was told by mouth, and if people were the way that some people are today the stories are probably all twisted around and crap.

www.truechristian.com fucking unbelievable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes but if you believe in all that then you can get the genetic bottleneck even closer to us with noah and his sons, the only survivors of the flood.

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Originally Posted by Toffee

www.truechristian.com fucking unbelievable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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That is what you get when people turn to ancient texts for answers to modern problems. I just like to smile at these fundies with the smug feeling that I'm intellectually far more evolved than their ilk. They can waste their lives believing in stupid crap if they want, but their religion is doomed. Religion is dying because science (or as these guys call it, "the religion of Satan") has been explaining for hundreds of years things that religions had always invoked God to explain, like earthquakes, disease, weather, the stars, the origin of life, human consciousness, etc. Also, modern humans are beginning to realize that they are capable of constructing their own ethics using nothing but logic and the inborn ability to feel empathy for others. They don't need to rely on ancient texts and holy men to decide how to live their own lives. As Bill Hicks put it, "the reason our institutions, our traditional religions, are all crumbling, is because ... they're no longer relevant!"

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Originally Posted by del...

yes but if you believe in all that then you can get the genetic bottleneck even closer to us with noah and his sons, the only survivors of the flood.

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Also remember Noah and his family must have had every sexually transmitted disease known to man, or else they would have all died out. Those must have been some screwed up incest babies.

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Originally Posted by Toffee

www.truechristian.com fucking unbelievable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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After looking at that site some more, I've decided that too is a joke. What gave it away was the "pi = 3.00" bit in their logo for "Christian Science", which is a reference to 2 Chronicles 4:2:

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Also he made a molten sea of ten cubits from brim to brim, round in compass, and five cubits the height thereof; and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about.

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Also there's this hilarious page, which is about a real Bible story by the way: http://www.truechristian.com/kidzbears.html

Kangajew has me confused. Does this mean kangaroo meat is kosher?

also wouldnt it be true to say if the adam and eve theory was true there should only be a white race? not saying im saying there should only be a white race just saying how did other races evolve from that theory? lol why am i calling it a theory? dam i really need to start smoking weed agen lmao ... but i dunno maybe im confused by the adam and eve theory (there i go again)

damn i wish i posted this with a better avatar lol

http://www.truechristian.com/confessionbooth.html WOW