You know you're a fucking stoner when...

You know you're a stoner when you think better with your eyes open because you see some crazy shit when they're closed...

u know ur a stoner when u do ur xmas/gift shopping at a head shop:stoned:

you know your a stoner when you, ummmm.... i forgot what i was gonna say :o

You know you're a stoner when you'd run out in heavy traffic to get your bag you droppped.

You know you're a stoner when you wake up in the morning tripping balls for no apparent reason.

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Originally Posted by friendowl

you eat cereal with a side steak

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I do stuff like that lol!

u know ur a stoner wen:

u are a thread about knowing wen ur a stoner

ur pipe never gets dusty

wen ur sober all u talk about is wen ur high

when you can't decide between buying the diapers or a sack.

^^That made me lmfao!^^

You know you are a stoner when you are out of weed and money but rather than wait a day to get more weed you scrap your bowl.