The what if...? thread

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Originally Posted by Oneironaut

What if Fidel Castro invaded and took over America?

What if the moon spontaneously exploded?

What if George W. Bush converted to Islam?

What if the Pope got struck by lightning?

What if everybody on earth coincidentally sneezed at the exact same time?

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We would be communists.

We would no longer have tides.

He would now be Islamac.

We would get a new pope.

There would be a lot of "God Bless you's."

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Originally Posted by Crispyfried

What if I got one of those baggies from the sky and broke it up into ten smaller baggies, then smoked all the weed from all the baggies, would ten small baggies fall from the sky somewhere else in the world?

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ROFL your so high

What if there was a magical baggie that would refill whenever empty?

Would you sell its contents, or give it away to people for free?

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Originally Posted by graph

What if there was a magical baggie that would refill whenever empty?

Would you sell its contents, or give it away to people for free?

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Both the question is, how well do I like you?

Point taken.

I myself would do a little bit of both. I'd give it to people who were just using it to smoke, and sell it to people who plan on re-selling it, but for cheap prices. I mean, if it came to me for the price of nothing, it'd be wrong to be stingy with it.

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Originally Posted by graph

What if there was a magical baggie that would refill whenever empty?

Would you sell its contents, or give it away to people for free?

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That reminds me of a joke.

A hippie is walking through the desert and comes across a lamp. He rubs the lamp, and a genie pops out. The genie says "I am a genie, and I would grant you three wishes, but I was just having sex with my wife so I'm only going to grant you two."

The hippies says "No, way man. That's awesome. I wish for a joint that lasts forever." Poof! In his hand is a joint. He starts smoking it and no matter how much he smokes it doesn't get any shorter! :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: After he gets really really stoned, the genie asks him what his second wish is.

He says "Wow man, this thing is far out! I want another one!"

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Originally Posted by graph

What if there was a magical baggie that would refill whenever empty?

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Take it a step further... If you held that magical refilling baggie upside down, would it just continually pour out weed? Like a weed faucet?

/a bit lit

In my idea it doesn't. Once the bag is empty you hear chimes and there's a blinding glow from inside the bag and there it is! Just like the day it was bought from that three-fingered gypsy!