farting during sex

easy roller you gotta becareful homie.
unwanted pregnancy or sexual disease man.
if you get a genital wart or herpies on your dick
it's gonna be hard to get head

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Originally Posted by friendowl

easy roller you gotta becareful homie.
unwanted pregnancy or sexual disease man.
if you get a genital wart or herpies on your dick
it's gonna be hard to get head

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You're right man....When I sobered up I began to worry a bit!

I try not to go "bare back" if I can help it!

But sometimes shit just happens the way it do

try explaining that to my kids.

Just call them "your favorite mistakes". I know it's a lie, but if you don't build their self-esteem up they'll grow up to murder people, and they always blame the parents.

thats what im gonna say when i snap
"all i wanted was a hug but all i got was this knife "

lmao @ the whole topic:D

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Originally Posted by graph

I'd slap her and tell her to go clean her ass out. Nobody makes an asstral symphony when I'm doing my business. Simple as that. Actually, I'd probably keep it a secret and use it when she complains or something.

You didn't take the trash out.

You played the ass trumpet when we were having sex. Bitch.

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LMAO

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Originally Posted by Easy Roller

One night stand in the end ...and to be honest I think th fart put me off her a bit! That and the fact that she let me fuck after knowing her for about an hour and a half.! [With out a rubber! eek!]

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yeah she's the fucked up one of course.

yeah as my g/f is about to climax sometimes in doggy a fart slips out,half the time she dosnt even notice.its a good distaction to last longer... :/ sort of :P

Oh man one time I was getting head and I had to fart so bad but I thought that I could hold it in until I was done and then let it out silently afterwards, but I accidentally farted on the girl's face. Very embarrassing, but we had been together for a few years so it wasn't too bad. Queefing happens sometimes, it's just part of the game. Laugh it off and move on.

And speaking of accidents, most if not all of my seven siblings (including myself) were accidents. I don't really feel like less of a person though.