I know this is off-topic but friendowl what is that in your avatar anyways?
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I know this is off-topic but friendowl what is that in your avatar anyways?
I wipe while sitting. Its better than standing for many reasons. You can spread your cheeks out on the seat and get a great whipe. And also when you have nasty squish shit if you stand up sometimes itll smeer on your cheeks. Sittin down is the only way to go.Quote:
Originally Posted by king kong bong
me swimming at malibu state park [rock pool]
Only if you have a cut on your ass. You cant get STDs from the toilet. Can you?Quote:
Originally Posted by GhostFace2K
what if your hemorhoid pop's and the water splashes into your crevasse
you can't fucking get aids or std's from a toilet seat. seriously. but it would be scary if you could. I hope you guys were joking.
Very informative thread
It is always nice to know how the rest of the world
wipes their ass
as for me....
I am always waiting for that clean shit
ya know
the one where you dont even need to wipe your ass
but as a precaution you do
and then you see no shit on the paper
and your like FUCK
I didnt even need to wipe
thats the holy grail of feces
smooth exit like a bank robber
I got you beat on this one friendowl. I took a month long mountaineering class up in the North Cascades a while back and they gave a new meaning to "leave no trace". No paper at all. Since we were camped on glaciers for 90% of the time we improvised. Believe it or not, snow works amazingly well, better than paper. It's wet, and kind of ruff, so it has quite a bit of cleansing ability. You just have to get over freezing your ass off every time.Quote:
Originally Posted by friendowl
I understood this thread as a satirical, royal taking of the piss out of all those stupid kids on these boards that ask all those stupid questions.
"Hey, I found this seed in a bag of ganja, its small and brown, could anyone tell me what strain this is?"
"whats your favourate munchies?"
"which hand do you jack off with"
Whats your fucking dad called?
Who's your favourate emporor of china between the 10th century and the 18th
Why so many questions>?And such pointless ones too...argh.
Maybe I looked into it too deeply and he actually wanted to know the answer to the questions :S