who do you hang with?

haha yea dude that shit is hilarious!

Nate - Nate used to just sit at home aaalllllllll day long and never do anything. Once a month I would just sell in an 8th and then he'd just call me a month later for more. We just started hanging out 2 weeks ago and I've managed to get him to talk lol. He never ever talks. and when he does it's so quiet you can barely hear him. He's a good dude though.

Funny Story: We smoked a 20 out of a bong in the woods and he pretended to shoot every tree in the woods cuz they were out to get him. It took a long time lol.


Tremblay: Tremblay's one of the nicest people ever. She's the coolest person to be around stoned because she always thinks of the most interesting and fun things to do!

Tremblay has recorded everytime she's ever smoked and has them all saved on her computer. There is some fucked up things on there! Her mom is just a 46 yr old punk who looks like a 20 yr old girl. It's crazy! She's the coolest person in the world though! She's an artist, and she married a rich man. Tremblay always has to best weed

Angie: Angie is a very outgoing person, and is an alchoholic, but I'm tryin to get her to smoke instead of drink. She's a ballerini, and she takes every little word you say into consideration. She's the nicest person in the world, but doesn't understand sarcasm. I love her though.

Angie always calls me on weekends at like 2 am drunk as fuck and we always talk. It's more me helping her go to the bathroom, throw up, get up the stairs, and make sure her parents don't find out she's drunk. I love Angie like hell she's so amazing!

I'm tired of typing lol... I can compare your friends to someone I know. It's cool.

I usually am the dude with weed so naturally I have people I don't even know toking up with me sometimes. But my favorite person to get stoned with is me. I hate smoking with other people because they never want to do what I want to do and I just get annoyed. When I do toke up with friends it's usually with people I skate with or my dealer but sometimes I smoke with people I don't really know but are friends of friends.

i got 4 main people i smoke with

Jake- me an him are usually always together his mom moved out and we still have the keys to the house, we always geto round 30 dollars together and buy bud. We are best friends but argue alot cause we both want controll.

Laron- He's black lives in the hood but doesnt know his weed. He is always talkin bout "killer" but couldnt know it from anything else. He rolls our tight ass blunts

Steven- tight as fuck burnt out, and only 15, too smart for his own good

Mike- paranoid lil stoner dude always twitching and freakin out, but hes funny as fuck has a car and loves ganja

but ill smoke with anyone really i look at as the more people you smoke with the more people know you, the more chances someone will let you smoke with them. Some karma shit i guess

I hang out with a bunch of dudes while im stoned.
The Black Kid - AKA Ashay - best football player around, always fucking high, fucks every girl in the school. always throws down when i smoke him out. hes a senior. he likes to brag. a lot. can take monster fucking hits.

funny story... we had him convinced that he smoked a laced stash. we smoked a few blunts, and i asked if he was hallucinating yet. my friend said he put ketamine in the weed and he started freakin out and tryin to hit us. we proceeded to whoop his ass while high.

always high - brad - this kid is almost never sober. he sneaks out every night with other kid ryan (scroll down) he is not the brightest bulb in the bunch, and makes some stupid ass comments.

funny story - we just stared at each other and i acted like a mirror to him. then i did the fishbowl trick

high more than always - ryan - has a jeep cherokee. smokes us out. all the time.

funny story - none just started toking with this kid friday.

the sporty kid - alex - plays mad lacrosse and will whoop anyones ass in the group. gets high as fuck

the fat ass - max - i swear to god this kid cant get high. he weighs 240 lbs. his brother is one of the biggest distributors around. we mooch off of him all the time.

funny story - i poured the bong water on his fat ass and ran away. thats the story.

the douchebag - abe - thinks hes cool but fucks fat chicks. we whoop his ass. all the time.

funny story - he was being a douchebag so i jizzed in his chalupa. end of story.

the noob - alex - kid just started smoking a few weeks ago. damn good skater. really fucking retarded

fave things to do while stoned -
play PS2 and americas army
eat eat eat
jack it
fuck
halo 2
hang out
smoke more
post here :) :rasta:

Da Haze Meister, once again, pulls off a beautiful round of bull shit to show off the people on the internet!!! Yay Yay Yay You did it! Do you feel really cool almost copying 'FindingTims' post except bullshitting all the way through it. Let's go back and look at some of the obvious signs of bullshit, shall we? 1.) Exact format and steryotypes as Tim's 2.) funny story - he was being a douchebag so i jizzed in his chalupa. end of story. (I highly doubt it.) 3.) fuck ,hahaha this one is funny if you mean your right hand than i suppose it could be true. Thank you for trying in a pitiful attempt to be the 'cool internet kid' and failing miserably you fucking homo.

alright my out-of-school friends:

jeremy: this kid looks like hes 13 but has a liver problem and thats why so we dont make fun of him for it. he never has weed and he always has "like 5 bucks" so he's pretty much a weed leech. obsessed with madden and constantly wants to play... he's straight up addicted to it. acts way too italian and way too tough for his size, but kind of gets his ass kicked a lot for it so karmas workin there

mike: this kid is a straight up stoner pothead burnout fuck. kid let weed consume his whole life and now his hair is long, raggity, and unwashed. usually hes up for anything and he smokes us up a lot so its cool. hes kind of a douche when hes high.

^^^^ honestly i dont like those two very much but i've known them since i was young and we smoke together all the time so i figured id throw them in.. on to my favorite crowd.

my school friends: (if u want to meet new people these are the guys. they fucking know everyone in rochester and i love it)

ben: ive known him for a long ass time and he introduced me to the rest of these kids. he's a lanky alcoholic fuck but hes a flawless drunk driver (and does it all the time, unfortunately) and he's got a fake id so hes buyin alcohol all the time. last friday we got out of school early (and he gives me a ride home cuz he live on my street) and he bought 4 40oz's and we drank em and played disc golf. im not a big drinker so that did me in. funny shit!

alan: acts like hes an old man. hes such a character, thats why i love em. we would go over to his house all the time in the summer and he would always be doing something old like drinking lemonade and reading a book on his porch or cleaning. he says the greatest phrases that i've never heard before like "that's the bee's knees" or "well isn't that just the cracker-jack group right there" i remember i heard him say the latter on the phone to a couple other kids (who i think we ended up meeting up with) the first time i smoked with him. i was takin a puff of the steamroller at the time and nearly volcano'd the entire bowl.

alex: this kid is acts like such a stoner and he has since before he started smoking. u would think he'd be the laziest and slowest person in the world but he is fast as fuck and amazing at soccer. we play 2v2 or 3v3 soccer sometimes and i cant catch him for shit, but its still fun

dan: holy shit. i cant put into words the character of this kid, but he goes to school intoxicated with something different every day and always gets away with it. u could ask this kid to smoke before a final and he would do it. i remember one time way back in 8th grade he egged a town patrol car just for the hell of it. not a good idea but we actually got away. hell i'll tell the story:

alright, halloween night. we get 2 dozen eggs and bring them to a main road and begin the egging. (this is when i was in 8th grade, i would never egg cars now cause i know what it does to the paint). so we are down to 1 egg. dan takes the egg, and says "the next car is takin this on the windshield. be ready to run" so we're like alright.. the next car that comes up is this big red pickup so im thinkin this has got to be good, nail a truck and run. as the car is coming closer i notice something vaguely familiar.. a seal on the side of the car. the town patrol seal. it gets really close and i say "dan... wait... no!!!" but like... well, like an egg searing through the night sky, he launches it right into the truck and it comes to screeching halt. we fucking BOOK IT in every direction. 2 kids that were across the street run the other way and me, dan sam, jared, and ben, run into the dark. they all jumped off of a small bridge into a stream and hid under the bridge... not all of them but most of them and i don't remember where everyone else went. so neways i'm sitting behind some guys toolshed and then i hear the car pull into the neighborhood we were in, and i could tell it was driving through very slowly. all of a sudden he turns a damn spotlight on and starts scanning the trees. now i'm back up against this toolshed looking at a search light inches away thinking im fucked, but finally he drove away. completely stranded and not knowing what to do... an idea came to my head. halloween! i grabbed my backpack that the eggs were in and hoped to hell he didn't see my face. i went up to the nearest house and started ringing doorbells. unfortunately the doorbell i rang was unanswered and the truck pulled into the driveway. i stood there pretending to be innocent as fuck and he drove away. i never saw him again.

true story!

next friend.. where was i.. ah yes

sam: my dealer. greatest dealer in my town by far and i've known him since the very first day of 7th grade. he always weighs out the bag right in front of you and will not hesitate to sell you a dime if you're low on cash or even spot you because he knows you're good for it. (he's spotted me an eigth before no problems.. i also buy from him almost daily and i payed him back the next day for the spot) but yeah always packs a fat bag and hes just an all around good dealer. he always tells me in school about his latest shipment, good times

there are a lot more but i dont feel like typing them all out. to tell you the truth my favorite thing to do is smoke with people that you've just met. you feel like an instant connection smoking together, and in my opinion you don't know someone until you have smoked with them and have interacted with them high so.. it speeds up that process :rasta:

ah, now back to my economics remediation. FUCK john maynard keynes!

This is sweet reading about everyones friends- keep this up it's quite entertaining....

I especially enjoyed this, whether or not it is true:

funny story - he was being a douchebag so i jizzed in his chalupa. end of story.

man who the fuck jizzes on a chalupa?

I have 4 friends that I always smoke with, and then there's another group of guys that I hang out with ocasionally. I only know like 3-4 girls that I actually like that smoke, but they don't smoke much on account of school drug testing. I usually end up hanging out with just like 2 people, or a huge group. It never really gets old for me atleast.

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Da Haze Meister, once again, pulls off a beautiful round of bull shit to show off the people on the internet!!! Yay Yay Yay You did it! Do you feel really cool almost copying 'FindingTims' post except bullshitting all the way through it. Let's go back and look at some of the obvious signs of bullshit, shall we? 1.) Exact format and steryotypes as Tim's 2.) funny story - he was being a douchebag so i jizzed in his chalupa. end of story. (I highly doubt it.) 3.) fuck ,hahaha this one is funny if you mean your right hand than i suppose it could be true. Thank you for trying in a pitiful attempt to be the 'cool internet kid' and failing miserably you fucking homo.

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wow. woweeee! yaay you showed off by not even answering the original thread question, but by flaming someone who did. first off, so the fuck what if i used his format, i didnt use his friends you fucking douchebag, i used mine. second, i fucked around with the kid cause he saw some white shit in the chalupa he got from taco bell, and i have told him that i jizzed in it. no thats fucking sick. the only thing meaty and mexican i jizz in is your mother. and third, you are a prick. please go die! me? a fucking homo? im not the one sitting at a computer analyzing the posts of another man looking for anything to flame on. at least i have friends to post about you fucking douchebag.