until i caught him and killed him. then i turned around and a strange, shady man pulled up in a black lincoln with shaded windows. through a cloud of cigar smoke he muttered "get in" ...
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until i caught him and killed him. then i turned around and a strange, shady man pulled up in a black lincoln with shaded windows. through a cloud of cigar smoke he muttered "get in" ...
I looked in the car and noticed that the shady man was actually george bush and he was smoking a fat blunt!
He passed it to me, then arrested me for smoking marijuana.
When I arrived at the jail the guard introduced me to Bubba, my new cell mate. Bubba was about six foot seven inches tall. He was a black man that had an affinity for white boys.....long story short he assfucked me an jizzed on my face. It kind of tasted like fried chicken.
Lol, you cant just end the story like that you need to get out and get back your town that has been taking over or something. You cant just give your town to Officer Bill and let Bush get away with that.
Screw the end...
After eatting Bubba's special sauce I realized that I could now fly... wondering what was happening I looked back at Bubba to see the fairy from yesterday flying right next to me.
Fairy: I told you I would come back to give you more and better stuff then the officer took away from you but it looks like you have even bigger problums.
Me: Could you help me with this poblum too?
Fairy: Why yes I can after what you just did for me.:thumbsup: :dance:
Your better at that then anyone I've ever tricked.
After that the fairy used some of her magical powers again to make us apear in my house again. She also made a 10 gallon sack apear with some more of the moon weed that I tried....
So the fairy and I sat around and toked for what seemed like hours. After getting incredibly stoned, we decided to walk to the convenience store 2 blocks away...
Remembering to bring some weed with just incase we ran into on of my costomers we set of for the convenientce store. On our way we ran into a few normal costemers that were ranting and raving about the stuff Officer Bill has been selling.
I then became extremly pissed and found officer bill, pulled out a .45 and shot him right in the dome..
after a few hours of skull fuckin i ran across the border to Mexico
when really really big man pull off his niples off my eyes and flys away. so i start walking down the street and see the black car. when the window rolls down i say pass that and when i get bush's blunt i turn and run away...