finding weed?

I lost a sack @ wal-mart once; just bought a 1/2 OZ of some killer; I got so paranoid leaving my dude's house I stuck it in my pants in case I got pull over & the cops searched my car.

On the way home I went by Wal-mart for something and had to take a piss and when I came out it wasn't in my pants anymore. I went back in and they had an older guy w/his little kid liked to knocked me over on his way out. I thought for sure it'd be on the floor, but nope - nowhere to be seen.

Come to think of it, that guy seemed to be mighty happy on his way out...lucky bastard!

I once lost about half an 1/8 on a train was really pissed off as I had paid a lot for it and only smoked a bit. Hopefully I made some stoner very very happy.