Drug raid on my friends school

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Originally Posted by tootsie roll

When I was in school there wasn't any of the crap there is today. No drug searches, no metal detectors, no shootings, no killings. Most of us kept our weed in our cars or a doobie in our pocket or purse. Nobody bothered us.

I can't imagine kids being allowed to run around doing whatever during a K-9 search, so I;m with ya on the bs factor.

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Plus all dealers having a spare change of clothes and conversing during the search to place weed all over the school.

They put our school in lockdown (students stay in classes) and the drug dogs sniff the lockers and cars...you just gotta be dumb to be caught, last year there was only one person I believe and he was some white trash kid who though he was black...

i remember my junior year they were doing a search in our cars and i got a call in the middle of class that the drug dog went off on my car and as i was walking to unlock my car for them to search it i was getting so nervous wondering if i accidently left something in there but it turns out the dog just sniffed some ibuprofen:thumbsup:

yea when i was in school they would lock us in class and run the dogs but if you have shit on you they would never find it

We got bummed.

Never heard of any school searches for anything over here... guess our schools on a whole are safer than American ones. Like metal detectors in bad schools, never heard of that shit over here.. what a waste of time, having to take your keys, belt all sorts off your person so they can see what you have on you.

We are more trust worthy than the American youth,

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Originally Posted by Harvesthetic

So you battle life, and aspire to a humble death?

I love life, and I will kill death

;)

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I woke up this morning
put on my slippers
went to the kitchen and died
and oh what a feeling
when my soul rose through the ceiling
and on up into heaven i did rise
When i got there they did say, "dai*ma, it happened this-a-way
you slipped upon the floor and hit your head
and all the angels say
just before you passed away
these were the very last words that you said

"Please dont bury me
down in the cold cold ground
i'd rather have'em cut me up and pass me all around
throw my brains in a hurricane
the blind can have my eye's
the deaf can take both my ears
if they dont mind the size"

yee haw :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:
dai*ma:D

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Originally Posted by robert42

Thats a good idea but

i would of put peantut butter up my ass and when they walked towards me i woulda put my hands down my pants grabbed a chunk of peantut butter start crazilly eating it, letting them think im eating shit and see how long it is before one of them touched me.

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I am seriously laughing my ass off!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!! Im not even high and i rarely laugh from stuff i read. Hilarious!!! You should write stuff for SNL. That way it would actually be funny.


Also it sounds pretty phony so I'm calling shenanigans!!!

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Originally Posted by halo

I am seriously laughing my ass off!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!! Im not even high and i rarely laugh from stuff i read. Hilarious!!! You should write stuff for SNL. That way it would actually be funny.


Also it sounds pretty phony so I'm calling shenanigans!!!

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That PB thing was somewhere else, in a movie or book. Maybe it wass Hannibal Lecter. I remember some guy did it to be declared mentally insane instead of going to prison for life. Also, during raids we get locked in our classrooms and none of the students know about the raids until the day of. So this story probably wouldn't happen where I go.