poor girl

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Originally Posted by friendowl

today at lunch time i was in the lounge eating my sandwich when my co-worker sneezed real hard and shit on herself.she was crying and all the girls told her it was ok.

fuck that it aint ok.i was sitting next to her and i heard the sound like a branch breaking and then her face went upside down.what a nasty hyna.she had to drive home with shit in her pants.

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OMG LOL

Friend of mine told me this nasty ass story once, him and his girlfriend were having sex, and just when she was about to orgasam, she shit on the sheets! lol all they did was jump in the shower, and change the sheets without saying a word to each other! now that would be akward! lol
The morale of the story if ya feel the urge to purge don't have sex! lol

if you get bad diareah and sneeze hard it could happen

She should've had Depends on!.......hehe!:rasta:

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Originally Posted by officerleeroy

in 7th grade i sneezed and farted during a science test...it was complete silence and no one heard it:(

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Thats called Snarting!:o

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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou

I remeber one time I was so sick with food poisoning, I was shitting and barfing all at the same time. Everytime I'd hurl, I'd lose all control and shit my ass off. That was a bad night, until they doped me up really good and I passed out :D

Funny story. Poor girl, ha! Funny girl!

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Yeah, iv had that before. I was throwing up in the kitchen sink and i got shit all over the kitchen floor, lmfao.




























I made my mum clean it up.

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Originally Posted by CrAzYpOtHeAd

I made my mum clean it up.

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:D :D :D :D

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Originally Posted by potheaduk

:D :D :D :D

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lol, no joke. She did acculy have to clean it up :D

she prolly been gettn that azz plunged
any1 see the clip of the chick running in the marathon, then shit starts creeping down her leg? classic

That is fuckin disgusting, I woulda started laughin my ass off if i was there. I remember when i was real young in elementary, i was sitting next to some guy, and there was 2 girls in the group, so we all start doing the work, and i start smelling somethin like shit, so i look around, and just thought it was somethin around the classroom, mst likely not shit. So the guy next to me gets up, and i see some orange-green blob on the chair, and it was all on his pants and shit. So he ran to the washroom, and my teacher walked by and said Is that peanut-butter? At that point i was on the ground laughing my ass off, it was too funny....

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Originally Posted by robert42

haha i think ur a sicko i mean u sat their and didnt even ask her if u could use it for dip?

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Ahahahaha.... oh god.... oh sweet freakin' jeesus....*catches breath*. That just made my day