thats what my friends tell me. Now when i wanna get real high i smoke an eighth of a gram at mostQuote:
Originally Posted by Jeff Spicoli
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thats what my friends tell me. Now when i wanna get real high i smoke an eighth of a gram at mostQuote:
Originally Posted by Jeff Spicoli
this thread is funny :rasta: , im going to add aluminum foil pipes on my list
Everyones done that :p.Quote:
Originally Posted by 420ultimatesmokage
One of the first times i smoked out of a bong i didnt now about the carb so i was sitting there breathing in as hard as possible and nothing was happening and all my buddies were stoned as fuck so wernt intrested, took me like 5 min's to work out i had to put a finger over it :p .
my mom came in a night before when i was making a bong and it was just the bottle and a marker in it so far. i told her it was a crazy spitball gun i was making and i just ripped it apart and threw it away before she could examine it.
i also stole a joint roller back in the day and when i came home it fell out my pocket and i tried to tell my dad it was some metal wallet i found on the street, he just went out back and hammered it shut and gave it back saying "try to roll a doobie now with it" i thought it was funny
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Originally Posted by Awill3449
there is no way you would get intent to distribute with 2 grams... unless the cop is a fuckng nazi maybe..
well i have a story were i was looked at like an idiot! i had been smoking for about a year, but not very good shit i often could only get ahold of schwag, but i still knew alot about weed, slangs etc. well one night a neighbor from down the street that i had went to school with was walking around the block late at night and he saw me out side smoking so i offered him some since i know he smoke so were talking and shit and he decides to go home and come right back so im like ok, well he comes back with some of his dank, well i had schwag so im like fuck yeah what is this and he said chronic and i was like fuck yeah that the shit i have the chronic here to and he looked at me like i was the stupidest noob ever but he was using it as a slang for good shit and i really had the chronic from serious seeds that had been grown outdoors and was junk! well i didnt figure it out till later and i still have seen him in like 2 years and it still bothers me i feel retarted when i think about it!
I walked far away from my home because I was having some paranoys..
Heh, sometimes I'm trying to teach some guy who's like everyday smoker. :D
when i was a newbie (1983) me and my college roomie were listening to Dio "holy diver" album and we had a two hour discussion on abstract hypothesis and formulated two theories.....Photoflash sex synthesis and the Reverse Cycle Phenomenon. Photoflash sex synthesis states that at first glance of a woman, any woman, you have already undressed her and had sex with her in your mind. this is what controls your urge to meet a girl. the Reverse Cycle Phenomenon is only a name to me now....i cannot remember what it meant! we were so awed by these concepts that we wrote them down on the inner sleeve of the record album to save the thoughts for all time. frigging idiots!!
i also got caught jerking off in the hall bathroom on our floor. i was so high i got a boner out of nowhere so i went to the john to get rid of it. i thought i was being quiet but when i was done there were five guys off the hall giving me a round of applause. i nearly died of embarrasment!
I got really stoned and horny and i started eyeing my cat. I thought, how different could it be? i get my stitches out next week. Not different at all. lol
dai*ma :D
Well one time, it wasnt because i was stupid it was because my lungs were weak after sports conditioning but I coughed into the bowl.... it wasnt that much weed but it took forever to repack the bowl.
ANother time, not when i was a noob, i got so high and drunk that i made out with my friends dog for like 20 min until they told me i was making out with a dog. I still get made fun of for that.